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(phone clicking)

Somebody lay me down, pour buttermilk all over me, dust me in a light dustingof corn...

DAVE • S01E08 • 2020

(phone clicking) BENNY:
Somebody lay me down, pour buttermilk all over me, dust me in a light dusting
of corn flakes, front-flip me into a deep fryer, spit on my asshole,
flip me back around, shove wasabi up my dickhole,
put fucking sashimi all over me, light me on fire, gently...
(exhales sharply) blow me off and lick down
like my body's a maze till you get to the bottom--
right about there-- and I want you to suck me,
right now

Full Transcript

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(phone clicking)

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BENNY: Somebody lay me down,

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pour buttermilk all over me,

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dust me in a light dusting of corn flakes,

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front-flip me into a deep fryer,

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spit on my asshole, flip me back around,

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shove wasabi up my dickhole, put fucking sashimi all over me,

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light me on fire, gently... (exhales sharply)

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blow me off and lick down like my body's a maze

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till you get to the bottom-- right about there--

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and I want you to suck me, right now.

Duration

34 seconds

Views

31

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:57

Uploaded

Jun 01, 2025

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.