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Real Dave would never talklike that. Like, it was so manlyand, like, aggressive and hot

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
Real Dave would never talk
like that. Like, it was so manly
and, like, aggressive and hot

Full Transcript

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Real Dave would never talk like that. Like, it was
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so manly and, like, aggressive and hot.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:29
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E09 Uh, fuck hikes. That's actually an interesting song title. - DAVE 00:05
Uh, fuck hikes. That's actually an interesting song tit...
S01 • E01 I would have expected that guy to be - DAVE 00:04
I would have expected that guy to be
S01 • E06 -They idolized you? -Idolized me, yeah. - DAVE 00:04
-They idolized you? -Idolized me, yeah.
S01 • E09 "Fuck Hikes." - DAVE 00:16
"Fuck Hikes."
S01 • E04 "He manages me. If you have any business inquiries, - DAVE 00:07
"He manages me. If you have any business inquiries,
S01 • E05 -Fuck this jacket. And look. -[stammers] - DAVE 00:05
-Fuck this jacket. And look. -[stammers]
S01 • E07 (chuckles) - DAVE 00:06
(chuckles)
S01 • E02 So, that's it, you know. - DAVE 00:05
So, that's it, you know.
S01 • E06 You realize last night at the club, they made you - DAVE 00:05
You realize last night at the club, they made you
S01 • E04 Mike is family, bro. We got to keep it - DAVE 00:04
Mike is family, bro. We got to keep it
S01 • E05 You feel me? This $1,300 laptop - DAVE 00:05
You feel me? This $1,300 laptop
S01 • E03 And then now it's the most uncomfortable dyna-- - DAVE 00:07
And then now it's the most uncomfortable dyna--
S01 • E10 -You should just fucking leak it. -Leak it? - DAVE 00:04
-You should just fucking leak it. -Leak it?
S01 • E06 You're like Steve-O, but in this shitty form - DAVE 00:05
You're like Steve-O, but in this shitty form
S01 • E02 You actually thought it was the perfect thing - DAVE 00:09
You actually thought it was the perfect thing
S01 • E08 Why don't you guys come over here, - DAVE 00:05
Why don't you guys come over here,
S01 • E05 -How you gonna call your own son crazy? -Please. Just-- I didn't-- - DAVE 00:07
-How you gonna call your own son crazy? -Please. Just-- I di...
S02 • E05 [sighs] - DAVE 00:06
[sighs]
S01 • E10 Like, imagine sitting down - DAVE 00:05
Like, imagine sitting down
S01 • E07 I just remembered all my nudes are on that laptop. - DAVE 00:04
I just remembered all my nudes are on that laptop.