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Right.-♪ Parents, put your lightersin the sky♪ -♪ If you're a smoker♪- ♪ Kids, wave your...

DAVE • S01E02 • 2020
Right.
-♪ Parents, put your lighters
in the sky♪ -♪ If you're a smoker♪
-[laughs] ♪ Kids, wave your hands
side to side♪ ♪ If you loved J-O-H-N,
we came to have fun♪ ♪ But mourn♪ This is the worst I've ever
heard in my fucking life

Full Transcript

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-Right. -♪ Parents, put your lighters in the sky♪
00:00:04.009 --> 00:00:05.831
-♪ If you're a smoker♪ -[laughs]
00:00:05.874 --> 00:00:07.571
♪ Kids, wave your hands side to side♪
00:00:07.615 --> 00:00:11.445
♪ If you loved J-O-H-N, we came to have fun♪
00:00:11.488 --> 00:00:13.049
♪ But mourn♪
00:00:13.534 --> 00:00:16.624
This is the worst I've ever heard in my fucking life.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:51
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E08 Like, why are you, like... (speaking gibberish) - DAVE 00:06
Like, why are you, like... (speaking gibberish)
S01 • E03 She heard the rap I had about eating ass, - DAVE 00:06
She heard the rap I had about eating ass,
S01 • E09 And then she said, "You can just get something small - DAVE 00:12
And then she said, "You can just get something small
S01 • E10 Okay, this is a lot to digest, - DAVE 00:05
Okay, this is a lot to digest,
S01 • E07 I don't want to contemplate either of those options. - DAVE 00:04
I don't want to contemplate either of those options.
S01 • E05 I mean, I don't think they film shit like that - DAVE 00:04
I mean, I don't think they film shit like that
S01 • E08 -I'm trying to show that, like, I'm a great rapper. -Dude, it's, like, - DAVE 00:13
-I'm trying to show that, like, I'm a great rapper...
S01 • E01 * Look... * - DAVE 00:05
* Look... *
S01 • E03 -No. -We are just clearing a table, - DAVE 00:05
-No. -We are just clearing a table,
S01 • E05 Come on, bro. If you want - DAVE 00:04
Come on, bro. If you want
S01 • E01 No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home - DAVE 00:04
No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home
S01 • E04 Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that lets - DAVE 00:06
Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that...
S01 • E09 Do you, do you not decant your olive oil - DAVE 00:05
Do you, do you not decant your olive oil
S01 • E10 You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear: - DAVE 00:05
You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear:
S01 • E02 How do I make this, how do I make this song, John? - DAVE 00:04
How do I make this, how do I make this song, John?
S01 • E01 Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef. - DAVE 00:04
Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef.
S01 • E04 You don't even own LilDicky.com. - DAVE 00:04
You don't even own LilDicky.com.
S01 • E02 [phone chimes] - DAVE 00:07
[phone chimes]
S01 • E01 There are a lot of people that don't know that distinction. - DAVE 00:05
There are a lot of people that don't know that distinct...
S01 • E09 I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily - DAVE 00:04
I'm almost done with my 15 minutes of daily