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That's why I pee sitting down. If I didn't pee sitting down
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That's why I pee sitting down.If I didn't pee sitting down, I would just pissall over my...

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
That's why I pee sitting down.
If I didn't pee sitting down, I would just piss
all over my own body

Full Transcript

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That's why I pee sitting down. If I didn't pee sitting down,
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I would just piss all over my own body.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:01
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E10 Is it? I'm wondering now if it is or not. - DAVE 00:05
Is it? I'm wondering now if it is or not.
S01 • E08 Okay, don't-- - DAVE 00:04
Okay, don't--
S01 • E06 (sighs) - DAVE 00:04
(sighs)
S01 • E03 And when I'm in public and I'm at a urinal, - DAVE 00:04
And when I'm in public and I'm at a urinal,
S01 • E09 Because to this day, all she'll say about it is, - DAVE 00:10
Because to this day, all she'll say about it is,
S01 • E01 -You burnt out, bro. -(scoffs) - DAVE 00:05
-You burnt out, bro. -(scoffs)
S01 • E03 There's just a lot of stuff. - DAVE 00:04
There's just a lot of stuff.
S01 • E10 Just right now? Just right now at this moment, a white rapper - DAVE 00:07
Just right now? Just right now at this moment, a white rappe...
S01 • E08 So I didn't want him to come alone and to be completely - DAVE 00:06
So I didn't want him to come alone and to be completely
S01 • E04 Somebody suck me! Somebody suck me! - DAVE 00:06
Somebody suck me! Somebody suck me!
S01 • E03 Why is this the first time I'm hearing about it? - DAVE 00:04
Why is this the first time I'm hearing about it?
S01 • E01 Shit make me nervous. (sips drink) - DAVE 00:04
Shit make me nervous. (sips drink)
S01 • E03 I don't know, Al. There was never a great time - DAVE 00:12
I don't know, Al. There was never a great time
S01 • E09 I still want to know. (chuckles) - DAVE 00:06
I still want to know. (chuckles)
S01 • E09 I realized something about magic. - DAVE 00:04
I realized something about magic.
S01 • E01 I don't know what Nutti has told you, - DAVE 00:08
I don't know what Nutti has told you,
S01 • E10 You've been there for me, like, when I was down, bro, - DAVE 00:04
You've been there for me, like, when I was down, bro,
S01 • E10 -ANGELA: Wow. -...doing shit - DAVE 00:04
-ANGELA: Wow. -...doing shit
S01 • E04 You know, I hadthis other thought for T-shirts, - DAVE 00:06
You know, I hadthis other thought for T-shirts,
S01 • E09 The magic behind... magic, - DAVE 00:07
The magic behind... magic,