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�� They don't care about my cock♪ -[whoops]

?? They don't careabout my cock♪- -♪ I could use a pussy mop♪-♪ Drip♪ -♪ In the scenelike...

DAVE • S01E05 • 2020

�� They don't care
about my cock♪
-[whoops] -♪ I could use a pussy mop♪
-♪ Drip♪ -♪ In the scene
like I'm a prop♪
-[grunts] ♪ She saw me and went in shock♪ ♪ Technically I'm unemployed♪ ♪ But I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna work♪ -♪ Work♪-♪
Stackin' paper like a clerk♪ ♪ And all my haters
look perturbed♪ ♪ Been there since birth,
my dick look♪ -♪ Like it's a saltshaker♪
-♪ Shaker♪ ♪ My dick look
like it get chokeslammed♪ -♪ By the Undertaker♪
-[grunts] ♪ My dick like the Lord made
everything about me player♪ -♪ Player♪-♪
Then he had to make my dick♪ ♪ And send it straight
on down to Satan♪ -♪ Devil's dick♪
-♪ My dick sucks♪ -[whoops]
-♪ My dick sucks♪ -♪ Hey.♪
-All right. Cut-cut it off

Full Transcript

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-♪ They don't care about my cock♪ -[whoops]

00:00:02.393 --> 00:00:04.134

-♪ I could use a pussy mop♪ -♪ Drip♪

00:00:04.177 --> 00:00:05.483

-♪ In the scene like I'm a prop♪ -[grunts]

00:00:05.526 --> 00:00:07.018

♪ She saw me and went in shock♪

00:00:07.224 --> 00:00:08.079

♪ Technically I'm unemployed♪

00:00:08.834 --> 00:00:10.227

♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work♪

00:00:10.027 --> 00:00:12.001

-♪ Work♪-♪ Stackin' paper like a clerk♪

00:00:12.142 --> 00:00:13.882

♪ And all my haters look perturbed♪

00:00:13.926 --> 00:00:15.928

♪ Been there since birth, my dick look♪

00:00:15.971 --> 00:00:17.582

-♪ Like it's a saltshaker♪ -♪ Shaker♪

00:00:17.625 --> 00:00:19.366

♪ My dick look like it get chokeslammed♪

00:00:19.041 --> 00:00:21.151

-♪ By the Undertaker♪ -[grunts]

00:00:21.194 --> 00:00:23.805

♪ My dick like the Lord made everything about me player♪

00:00:23.849 --> 00:00:25.503

-♪ Player♪-♪ Then he had to make my dick♪

00:00:25.546 --> 00:00:27.287

♪ And send it straight on down to Satan♪

00:00:27.331 --> 00:00:29.333

-♪ Devil's dick♪ -♪ My dick sucks♪

00:00:29.376 --> 00:00:31.378

-[whoops] -♪ My dick sucks♪

00:00:31.422 --> 00:00:33.206

-♪ Hey.♪ -All right. Cut-cut it off.

Duration

33 seconds

Views

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:47

Uploaded

Jun 01, 2025

Season

Episode

Genres

comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.