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Thus, the noble vampire set sailto conquer the new world for the greater gloryof the...

DAVE • S01E04 • 2020
Thus, the noble vampire set sailto conquer the new world for the greater glory
of the undead

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Thus, the noble vampire set sailto conquer the new world
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for the greater glory of the undead.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:09
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E03 I'm just-- I'm just gonna park on the street. - DAVE 00:04
I'm just-- I'm just gonna park on the street.
S01 • E04 -Does my hair really look that billowy? -[wind blows] - DAVE 00:06
-Does my hair really look that billowy? -[wind blows]
S01 • E08 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. - DAVE 00:04
We can't do that. We're too white for that. We...
S01 • E04 [retching] - DAVE 00:09
[retching]
S01 • E03 * Whoo, whoo, I'm still a kid, look at my dick * - DAVE 00:49
* Whoo, whoo, I'm still a kid, look at my dick *
S01 • E08 -Everything is just getting really weird. -(fly buzzing) - DAVE 00:07
-Everything is just getting really weird. -(fly buzzing)
S02 • E02 [rhythmic whirring continues] - DAVE 00:30
[rhythmic whirring continues]
S01 • E08 -Here it comes. -(shouts) - DAVE 00:05
-Here it comes. -(shouts)
S03 • E10 (shudders) - DAVE 00:20
(shudders)
S01 • E08 WOMAN: Oh, my God. No, got the wrong house. - DAVE 00:04
WOMAN: Oh, my God. No, got the wrong house.
S01 • E06 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH - DAVE 00:09
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
S01 • E06 * I am Dave * - DAVE 00:06
* I am Dave *
S02 • E02 Do you want to go upstairs? - DAVE 00:14
Do you want to go upstairs?
S01 • E06 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. - DAVE 00:04
We can't do that. We're too white for that. We...
S01 • E03 Who just got verified on Twitter, about, what, nine days ago? - DAVE 00:04
Who just got verified on Twitter, about, what, nine days ago...
S01 • E01 (all gasping, laughing) - DAVE 00:07
(all gasping, laughing)
S01 • E06 -(shouting) -(screaming) - DAVE 00:07
-(shouting) -(screaming)
S01 • E09 GUILLERMO: The journey was perilous, - DAVE 00:06
GUILLERMO: The journey was perilous,
S01 • E01 Hey, Lil Dicky bitch, if you listening, - DAVE 00:06
Hey, Lil Dicky bitch, if you listening,
S01 • E09 Thus, the noble vampire set sail to conquer the new world - DAVE 00:08
Thus, the noble vampire set sail to conquer the new world