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Uh, I never understand why people say
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Uh, I never understand whypeople say "don't judge me." That-- I mean,we human beings judge

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
Uh, I never understand why
people say "don't judge me." That-- I mean,
we human beings judge

Full Transcript

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Uh, I never understand why people say "don't judge me."
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That-- I mean, we human beings judge.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:59
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E01 Oh, man, this dude always coming in here - DAVE 00:06
Oh, man, this dude always coming in here
S01 • E07 I should probably, like, shower or something, - DAVE 00:07
I should probably, like, shower or something,
S02 • E09 [shutter clicks] - DAVE 00:08
[shutter clicks]
S01 • E06 That's what-- I said "feshus." - DAVE 00:05
That's what-- I said "feshus."
S01 • E02 I love how you loose you keep it, - DAVE 00:04
I love how you loose you keep it,
S01 • E09 -Or-or not "select," but... -(phone vibrating) - DAVE 00:07
-Or-or not "select," but... -(phone vibrating)
S01 • E07 Well, appreciate the, uh, hospitality. - DAVE 00:05
Well, appreciate the, uh, hospitality.
S01 • E08 Any 12-year-old girl in America is gonna look at me and be like, - DAVE 00:05
Any 12-year-old girl in America is gonna look at me and be l...
S01 • E05 ♪ On the runway...♪ - DAVE 00:04
♪ On the runway...♪
S01 • E07 Is that what you do to everybody after you have sex? You just - DAVE 00:05
Is that what you do to everybody after you have sex? You jus...
S01 • E01 Yeah, come by, kick it in the lounge and, like, - DAVE 00:05
Yeah, come by, kick it in the lounge and, like,
S01 • E01 Don't come into a fucking studio session - DAVE 00:06
Don't come into a fucking studio session
S01 • E06 Um, how are ticket sales being handled - DAVE 00:06
Um, how are ticket sales being handled
S01 • E02 Um, so just heard that we're closing in on Friday - DAVE 00:06
Um, so just heard that we're closing in on Friday
S01 • E04 DAVE: Oh. I don't want to talk - DAVE 00:04
DAVE: Oh. I don't want to talk
S01 • E09 Uh, Jim Moreno from Random Gem called, and, uh, - DAVE 00:08
Uh, Jim Moreno from Random Gem called, and, uh,
S01 • E05 [continues indistinctly] - DAVE 00:04
[continues indistinctly]
S01 • E07 (touch tones sounding) - DAVE 00:08
(touch tones sounding)
S01 • E09 All right. Um, and that-- What does that mean? - DAVE 00:05
All right. Um, and that-- What does that mean?
S01 • E05 I know. You know what I did? I put so much toilet paper - DAVE 00:06
I know. You know what I did? I put so much toilet paper