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Uh, I want to tell a quick story

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
Uh, I want to tell a quick story

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Uh, I want to tell
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a quick story.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E04 [to "Gloria"]: ♪ Somebody suck me.♪ - DAVE 00:05
[to "Gloria"]: ♪ Somebody suck me.♪
S01 • E09 When we were little, our parents brought us to a magic show. - DAVE 00:05
When we were little, our parents brought us to a magic show.
S01 • E05 BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now. - DAVE 00:04
BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now.
S01 • E03 We're talking in circles, - DAVE 00:05
We're talking in circles,
S01 • E09 And the magician needed a volunteer, so, of course, - DAVE 00:06
And the magician needed a volunteer, so, of course,
S01 • E04 Throwing out the request of somebody to actually - DAVE 00:06
Throwing out the request of somebody to actually
S01 • E06 Thank you everybody who participated. (chuckles) - DAVE 00:07
Thank you everybody who participated. (chuckles)
S01 • E08 If you have great beats, why don't you, - DAVE 00:04
If you have great beats, why don't you,
S01 • E10 Gata knows all my songs and he's, like, honestly, - DAVE 00:04
Gata knows all my songs and he's, like, honestly,
S01 • E09 And in her place was this cute little bunny. - DAVE 00:05
And in her place was this cute little bunny.
S01 • E04 Imploring somebody to... suck him. - DAVE 00:04
Imploring somebody to... suck him.
S01 • E01 -Lil Dicky. What up, bro? -(dog growling) - DAVE 00:06
-Lil Dicky. What up, bro? -(dog growling)
S01 • E03 I also have a birth defect called hypospadias - DAVE 00:07
I also have a birth defect called hypospadias
S01 • E06 We want Burd! We want Burd! - DAVE 00:04
We want Burd! We want Burd!
S01 • E04 -Somebody suck me! -[laughter] - DAVE 00:06
-Somebody suck me! -[laughter]
S01 • E10 Of course a white man would think - DAVE 00:05
Of course a white man would think
S01 • E08 Oh, my God, you look like a mountain I want to climb. - DAVE 00:05
Oh, my God, you look like a mountain I want to climb.
S01 • E07 I thought there was something wrong with me - DAVE 00:06
I thought there was something wrong with me
S01 • E06 We want Burd! We want Burd! We want Burd! - DAVE 00:04
We want Burd! We want Burd! We want Burd!
S01 • E09 Then Julie came back, - DAVE 00:10
Then Julie came back,