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Well, size doesn't matter, sweetheart
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Well, size doesn't matter,sweetheart

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
Well, size doesn't matter,
sweetheart

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Well, size doesn't matter, sweetheart.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:28
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E02 Why? Because I am not biodegradable - DAVE 00:05
Why? Because I am not biodegradable
S01 • E06 (both laugh) - DAVE 00:05
(both laugh)
S01 • E09 You know, I don't know, I wouldn't make fun of a kid - DAVE 00:06
You know, I don't know, I wouldn't make fun of a k...
S01 • E01 I just figured you must know more than, like, the common man. - DAVE 00:04
I just figured you must know more than, like, the common man...
S01 • E07 * To be with me? * - DAVE 00:07
* To be with me? *
S01 • E08 Except... I'm white. - DAVE 00:05
Except... I'm white.
S01 • E02 Don't flush so much, don't flush so much, - DAVE 00:06
Don't flush so much, don't flush so much,
S01 • E05 So I'm doing Crip every time I do that Lil Dicky thing? - DAVE 00:04
So I'm doing Crip every time I do that Lil Dicky thing?
S01 • E09 I don't know how I'm expected to give, like, - DAVE 00:07
I don't know how I'm expected to give, like,
S01 • E04 Can't believe you're gonna try to talk to girls in the shirt - DAVE 00:05
Can't believe you're gonna try to talk to girls in...
S01 • E08 -Oh. -It's a shitty reality, - DAVE 00:05
-Oh. -It's a shitty reality,
S01 • E05 -You're not, but you are, low-key, though. -Fuck. - DAVE 00:05
-You're not, but you are, low-key, though. -Fuck.
S01 • E02 -[laughter] -Too early. - DAVE 00:05
-[laughter] -Too early.
S01 • E06 -CAROL: Oh. -Wait, speaking of reptiles, - DAVE 00:05
-CAROL: Oh. -Wait, speaking of reptiles,
S01 • E04 I love these overalls. If youscoop more coal into the engine, - DAVE 00:05
I love these overalls. If youscoop more coal into the...
S01 • E05 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪ - DAVE 00:22
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪
S01 • E01 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky * - DAVE 00:08
-* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky *
S01 • E07 You're so overly dramatic. - DAVE 00:04
You're so overly dramatic.
S01 • E06 They died years ago. We had two turtles, - DAVE 00:07
They died years ago. We had two turtles,
S01 • E08 So, I'm actually more like Eminem, to the consumer. - DAVE 00:05
So, I'm actually more like Eminem, to the consumer.