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Whoever made this planet is doing a great job to me, brah
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Whoever made this planet isdoing a great job to me, brah

DAVE • S01E02 • 2020
Whoever made this planet is
doing a great job to me, brah

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Whoever made this planet is doing a great job to me, brah.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:27
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 -Stand up 69 where I hold you? -(laughs) - DAVE 00:05
-Stand up 69 where I hold you? -(laughs)
S01 • E01 -(ringtone playing) -Oh, my... - DAVE 00:04
-(ringtone playing) -Oh, my...
S01 • E04 It's unbelievable. We have three Roombas at the house, - DAVE 00:05
It's unbelievable. We have three Roombas at the house,
S01 • E09 And just to be clear, dude, - DAVE 00:07
And just to be clear, dude,
S01 • E01 It's my boss. Dude, - DAVE 00:06
It's my boss. Dude,
S01 • E04 Look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one. - DAVE 00:05
Look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one.
S02 • E06 ♪ Known it, why don't you say so?♪ - DAVE 00:22
♪ Known it, why don't you say so?♪
S01 • E09 I can't believe we're having a conversation - DAVE 00:06
I can't believe we're having a conversation
S01 • E02 I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend. - DAVE 00:05
I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend.
S01 • E04 And-and why did we get him the Camry - DAVE 00:06
And-and why did we get him the Camry
S01 • E08 -GATA: Ha! -...and are too white." - DAVE 00:06
-GATA: Ha! -...and are too white."
S02 • E09 Oh, fuck it. I was trying to fart. - DAVE 00:28
Oh, fuck it. I was trying to fart.
S01 • E06 I never said the bottles was free. I said the table was free. - DAVE 00:04
I never said the bottles was free. I said the table was free...
S01 • E10 -Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue] - DAVE 00:07
-Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue]
S01 • E01 Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung right now - DAVE 00:05
Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung righ...
S01 • E08 Oh, he said you suck for not bringing your girlfriend - DAVE 00:07
Oh, he said you suck for not bringing your girlfriend
S01 • E02 -Thank you. -Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off on the mic, period. - DAVE 00:04
-Thank you. -Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off on t...
S01 • E01 -(ball drops in cup) -So you think YG, - DAVE 00:08
-(ball drops in cup) -So you think YG,
S01 • E07 Hold on. You stay here. Don't you got the plug - DAVE 00:05
Hold on. You stay here. Don't you got the plug
S01 • E06 What do, what do you think that means? - DAVE 00:04
What do, what do you think that means?