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Yes, and I know thisis gonna sound so absurd, but before I can justshow you my penis, I do...

DAVE • S01E01 • 2020
Yes, and I know this
is gonna sound so absurd, but before I can just
show you my penis, I do have to kind of explain -a few things about it to you.
-Okay

Full Transcript

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Yes, and I know this is gonna sound so absurd,
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but before I can just show you my penis,
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I do have to kind of explain
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-a few things about it to you. -Okay.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:56
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E03 Oh, my God, - DAVE 00:04
Oh, my God,
S01 • E09 * We're gonna have the best time... * - DAVE 00:13
* We're gonna have the best time... *
S01 • E05 He got the song "My Dick Sucks." - DAVE 00:07
He got the song "My Dick Sucks."
S01 • E06 (laughter) - DAVE 00:05
(laughter)
S01 • E07 (Elz chuckles) - DAVE 00:13
(Elz chuckles)
S01 • E02 I don't really see a world where a single product - DAVE 00:05
I don't really see a world where a single product
S01 • E01 I just have, like, a very bizarre situation down-- - DAVE 00:11
I just have, like, a very bizarre situation down--
S01 • E08 -They get it. He gets it. -All I know is, - DAVE 00:06
-They get it. He gets it. -All I know is,
S01 • E06 Make this the funniest shit I've ever saw. - DAVE 00:04
Make this the funniest shit I've ever saw.
S01 • E02 Y-You should only hit the buttonif you need something unlocked. - DAVE 00:05
Y-You should only hit the buttonif you need something...
S01 • E05 Oh. Uh, Philadelphia is where it's happening. - DAVE 00:04
Oh. Uh, Philadelphia is where it's happening.
S01 • E06 (exhales sharply) - DAVE 00:12
(exhales sharply)
S01 • E09 -* Yes, it was * -(laughs) - DAVE 00:23
-* Yes, it was * -(laughs)
S01 • E02 It says "Push button for help." - DAVE 00:06
It says "Push button for help."
S01 • E05 Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, - DAVE 00:05
Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think,
S01 • E07 (laughs) - DAVE 00:05
(laughs)
S01 • E01 -Sure. -And then, I mean, - DAVE 00:06
-Sure. -And then, I mean,
S01 • E04 Well... [sighs] - DAVE 00:05
Well... [sighs]
S01 • E02 DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo, - DAVE 00:07
DAVE: Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo,
S01 • E08 Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs) - DAVE 00:07
Thus, HR can't get mad at me again. (laughs)