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You asked me the weirdest thingI've ever jerked off to; like, this is what poppedinto my...

DAVE • S01E03 • 2020
You asked me the weirdest thing
I've ever jerked off to; like, this is what popped
into my head

Full Transcript

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You asked me the weirdest thing I've ever jerked off to; like,
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this is what popped into my head.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:03
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E08 -Yeah. How many number ones do you have again? -Number ones? - DAVE 00:04
-Yeah. How many number ones do you have again? -Number ones?
S01 • E06 BOUNCER: I have to move you - DAVE 00:04
BOUNCER: I have to move you
S01 • E09 Oh, that's the one where George Clooney's the fox, right? - DAVE 00:04
Oh, that's the one where George Clooney's the fox,...
S01 • E03 This is not me saying, "Let's go do this." - DAVE 00:06
This is not me saying, "Let's go do this."
S01 • E07 * Elz, please don't steal my beat * - DAVE 00:05
* Elz, please don't steal my beat *
S01 • E02 -You were a lot cuter then. -Turn the mic on. - DAVE 00:05
-You were a lot cuter then. -Turn the mic on.
S01 • E06 Okay, where? Where do you want us to go? - DAVE 00:05
Okay, where? Where do you want us to go?
S01 • E08 Oh, man, there's a small company down the street, - DAVE 00:04
Oh, man, there's a small company down the street,
S01 • E04 Okay, well, I disagree. Uh, I wholeheartedly disagree. - DAVE 00:05
Okay, well, I disagree. Uh, I wholeheartedly disagree.
S01 • E10 I lure people in with absurditythrough, like, - DAVE 00:05
I lure people in with absurditythrough, like,
S01 • E03 -What? -No, I know. Good. - DAVE 00:04
-What? -No, I know. Good.
S01 • E02 [piano riff plays] - DAVE 00:18
[piano riff plays]
S01 • E01 (stammers) Well, we didn't really-- - DAVE 00:07
(stammers) Well, we didn't really--
S01 • E07 (feminine voice): * Elz, I know how to use the software well * - DAVE 00:06
(feminine voice): * Elz, I know how to use the software well...
S01 • E10 ♪ Bit off his dick♪ - DAVE 00:14
♪ Bit off his dick♪
S01 • E08 -Yeah. -...publication, but I, - DAVE 00:04
-Yeah. -...publication, but I,
S01 • E05 Cut the music off. All of this just feels so, like, expected. - DAVE 00:05
Cut the music off. All of this just feels so, like, expected...
S01 • E01 But the really cool thing is, his manager just texted me - DAVE 00:07
But the really cool thing is, his manager just texted me
S01 • E04 Uh, how about 'cause you know nothing - DAVE 00:05
Uh, how about 'cause you know nothing
S01 • E09 I feel like you guys are embracing me right now, - DAVE 00:05
I feel like you guys are embracing me right now,