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You have no ideahow much this means to our family. I just, I know Johnwould've been so,...

DAVE • S01E02 • 2020
You have no idea
how much this means to our family. [sniffles] I just, I know John
would've been so, he would've been so happy
to see you. Thank you

Full Transcript

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You have no idea how much this means
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to our family. [sniffles]
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I just, I know John would've been so,
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he would've been so happy to see you. Thank you.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:41
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E06 I would have loved to have had the opportunity - DAVE 00:05
I would have loved to have had the opportunity
S01 • E09 No, you don't get it, and I, and I can't keep apologizing - DAVE 00:05
No, you don't get it, and I, and I can't keep apol...
S01 • E01 ELZ: "Yeah, Mr. Gator, Mr. Nuts, your 10:00 is here." - DAVE 00:11
ELZ: "Yeah, Mr. Gator, Mr. Nuts, your 10:00 is here.&qu...
S01 • E07 -Okay. -We cry a little bit, - DAVE 00:05
-Okay. -We cry a little bit,
S01 • E05 I take eight to ten pills every night, bro-- like, - DAVE 00:07
I take eight to ten pills every night, bro-- like,
S01 • E09 (short laugh) - DAVE 00:11
(short laugh)
S01 • E08 When I pulled Mason out of my vagina, - DAVE 00:10
When I pulled Mason out of my vagina,
S01 • E03 Okay, just hurry up. Please, please, please, - DAVE 00:05
Okay, just hurry up. Please, please, please,
S01 • E04 Valid. You also spent one of those hours - DAVE 00:05
Valid. You also spent one of those hours
S01 • E07 Step three-- lady's choice. - DAVE 00:04
Step three-- lady's choice.
S01 • E06 I mean, I-- I don't know, I mean, we do say - DAVE 00:04
I mean, I-- I don't know, I mean, we do say
S01 • E04 I'm totally okay if a guy doesn't like me, - DAVE 00:05
I'm totally okay if a guy doesn't like me,
S01 • E02 -[crying] -I appreciate that. - DAVE 00:04
-[crying] -I appreciate that.
S01 • E05 It's much harder to stay mad at this point. - DAVE 00:06
It's much harder to stay mad at this point.
S01 • E06 Like, I-- Well-well, you say "litty." - DAVE 00:08
Like, I-- Well-well, you say "litty."
S01 • E07 * 'Cause when it all comes crashing down... * - DAVE 00:05
* 'Cause when it all comes crashing down... *
S01 • E03 (toilet flushing) - DAVE 00:08
(toilet flushing)
S01 • E02 Thank you. [sniffles] Thanks. - DAVE 00:04
Thank you. [sniffles] Thanks.
S01 • E07 * Don't leave, it's my fault * - DAVE 00:55
* Don't leave, it's my fault *
S01 • E04 You got to have some kind of, like, - DAVE 00:05
You got to have some kind of, like,