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You have to poop? -Yes. Please stop talking to me for one second
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You have to poop?-Yes. Please stop talking to mefor one second

DAVE • S01E09 • 2020
You have to poop?
-Yes. Please stop talking to me
for one second

Full Transcript

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-You have to poop? -Yes. Please stop talking to me for one second.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:43
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 (sighs heavily) - DAVE 00:08
(sighs heavily)
S01 • E06 Do a Burd Bomb. Tell her how much you love her. - DAVE 00:04
Do a Burd Bomb. Tell her how much you love her.
S01 • E01 Dave Burd takes your feelings into account - DAVE 00:04
Dave Burd takes your feelings into account
S01 • E08 I... I hoop, I grill chicken, guy stuff. - DAVE 00:05
I... I hoop, I grill chicken, guy stuff.
S01 • E06 -For Kari? -JOSH: What, you think - DAVE 00:04
-For Kari? -JOSH: What, you think
S01 • E05 -Damn, I'm there. -And if I'm being honest, - DAVE 00:08
-Damn, I'm there. -And if I'm being honest,
S01 • E01 I'm sorry. I can't worry about what my girlfriend - DAVE 00:10
I'm sorry. I can't worry about what my girlfriend
S01 • E06 (laughter) - DAVE 00:05
(laughter)
S01 • E02 I got to tell you, man, this chemical balance - DAVE 00:05
I got to tell you, man, this chemical balance
S01 • E03 You know what I mean? Just unlock him. - DAVE 00:04
You know what I mean? Just unlock him.
S01 • E10 Because I'm gonna premiere "Jail" on The Breakfast Club. - DAVE 00:04
Because I'm gonna premiere "Jail" on The Brea...
S01 • E08 Renée Zellweger just, I think she shit her pants, - DAVE 00:04
Renée Zellweger just, I think she shit her pants,
S01 • E02 I have to change up this formula, - DAVE 00:04
I have to change up this formula,
S01 • E08 Yes, Key & Peele, it is very common - DAVE 00:05
Yes, Key & Peele, it is very common
S01 • E03 And my dad likes the sauce, so he got drunk - DAVE 00:05
And my dad likes the sauce, so he got drunk
S01 • E06 (laughter, indistinct chatter) - DAVE 00:06
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
S03 • E04 You know, um... - DAVE 00:13
You know, um...
S01 • E04 Yeah, uh, you can neti somewhere else, because I have - DAVE 00:07
Yeah, uh, you can neti somewhere else, because I have
S01 • E09 -It's the fucking carrots! -Dave, you had one bite of a carrot. - DAVE 00:04
-It's the fucking carrots! -Dave, you had one bite of a...
S01 • E05 All right, Gata, like, I can't even express - DAVE 00:06
All right, Gata, like, I can't even express