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You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a real rapper?

DAVE • S01E02 • 2020
You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a real rapper?

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You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a real rapper?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:38
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E07 It's called "Pops, Percs, Oxys and Xannies." - DAVE 00:06
It's called "Pops, Percs, Oxys and Xannies."
S01 • E01 -Do you-- do you have a pen? -Is it-- is it - DAVE 00:05
-Do you-- do you have a pen? -Is it-- is it
S01 • E04 And honestly, the ability to fire you - DAVE 00:05
And honestly, the ability to fire you
S01 • E02 That nigga heart would've dropped if Offset - DAVE 00:05
That nigga heart would've dropped if Offset
S01 • E07 -Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking) - DAVE 00:06
-Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking)
S01 • E06 (cheering) - DAVE 00:07
(cheering)
S01 • E09 -Nope. -That-that means that I can literally lie down... - DAVE 00:05
-Nope. -That-that means that I can literally lie down...
S01 • E04 Like, what a joy that would beto just let you know that you've - DAVE 00:06
Like, what a joy that would beto just let you know that...
S01 • E02 How am I supposed to rap at this kid's funeral? - DAVE 00:05
How am I supposed to rap at this kid's funeral?
S01 • E10 And Mike just sits there nodding his head "yes," - DAVE 00:07
And Mike just sits there nodding his head "yes,"
S03 • E06 MIKE: You guys, we got to go. - DAVE 00:11
MIKE: You guys, we got to go.
S01 • E03 -Oh, my God. -DAVE: I say, "Open your mouth," - DAVE 00:04
-Oh, my God. -DAVE: I say, "Open your mouth,"
S01 • E06 -Yeah! -(cheering, laughter) - DAVE 00:05
-Yeah! -(cheering, laughter)
S01 • E09 Push my innards out... - DAVE 00:04
Push my innards out...
S01 • E04 -Are-are you being serious? -I'm willing to give you - DAVE 00:06
-Are-are you being serious? -I'm willing to give you
S01 • E03 -You got to try these things. -All of this shit - DAVE 00:11
-You got to try these things. -All of this shit
S01 • E08 Okay, can you at least do me the favor - DAVE 00:06
Okay, can you at least do me the favor
S01 • E09 Well... sounds like you don't need me then, - DAVE 00:09
Well... sounds like you don't need me then,
S01 • E01 Hello. Um, so I have to wire $10,000 - DAVE 00:07
Hello. Um, so I have to wire $10,000
S01 • E02 Anybody that claims to know something, - DAVE 00:05
Anybody that claims to know something,