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You usually call 911 when, like-- I don't know
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DAVE

You usually call 911when, like-- I don't know-- you're being currently stabbedin the chest...

DAVE • S01E07 • 2020
You usually call 911
when, like-- I don't know-- you're being currently stabbed
in the chest or something, not when someone broke
into your car

Full Transcript

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You usually call 911 when, like-- I don't know--
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you're being currently stabbed in the chest or something,
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not when someone broke into your car.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:36
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E05 Isn't...? That's-- he's "somebody suck me." - DAVE 00:04
Isn't...? That's-- he's "somebody suck m...
S01 • E02 That's awesome. Or... Yeah. - DAVE 00:04
That's awesome. Or... Yeah.
S01 • E08 People used to scream at me. - DAVE 00:05
People used to scream at me.
S01 • E05 You know, I'm a rapper, so I'm here doing research, - DAVE 00:05
You know, I'm a rapper, so I'm here doing research...
S02 • E03 Dave? - DAVE 00:09
Dave?
S01 • E01 -Not at all. -Is there any window for you to show them my video? - DAVE 00:04
-Not at all. -Is there any window for you to show them my vi...
S01 • E09 -Oh, my gosh! Oh! (gasps) -(thumping) - DAVE 00:05
-Oh, my gosh! Oh! (gasps) -(thumping)
S01 • E01 No. These gang members obviously do not like dick jokes. - DAVE 00:05
No. These gang members obviously do not like dick jokes.
S01 • E07 Now I got to deal with the cops, and then... oh, insurance - DAVE 00:06
Now I got to deal with the cops, and then... oh, insurance
S01 • E06 Oh, God, is there seating or-or is this like a mash pit? - DAVE 00:06
Oh, God, is there seating or-or is this like a mash pit?
S01 • E08 -Zayn Malik? -I don't even know what that guy's music sounds like, - DAVE 00:06
-Zayn Malik? -I don't even know what that guy's mu...
S01 • E04 Oh, my God. This is not racial in any way, my man. - DAVE 00:04
Oh, my God. This is not racial in any way, my man.
S01 • E05 No. I'm, like, a real guy, - DAVE 00:06
No. I'm, like, a real guy,
S01 • E09 ALLY: Oh, my God. - DAVE 00:04
ALLY: Oh, my God.
S01 • E04 No, no. He means, like, the artist. - DAVE 00:05
No, no. He means, like, the artist.
S01 • E02 Without saying, "Sorry for your loss," - DAVE 00:05
Without saying, "Sorry for your loss,"
S01 • E07 Don't call the cops while I'm sitting next to you, - DAVE 00:07
Don't call the cops while I'm sitting next to you,
S01 • E06 You got to get all of my camp friends on the backstage list. - DAVE 00:04
You got to get all of my camp friends on the backstage list.
S01 • E08 DAVE: Anyways, you put all three - DAVE 00:05
DAVE: Anyways, you put all three
S01 • E02 But let them know that you knowby being somber? - DAVE 00:05
But let them know that you knowby being somber?