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You're asking meabout being able to suck your own penisin front of

DAVE • S01E05 • 2020
You're asking me
about being able to suck your own penis
in front of

Full Transcript

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You're asking me about being able
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to suck your own penis in front of...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:34
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, music

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Movie Summary

A neurotic, mid-20s suburbanite, is convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now, he just has to prove it to everyone else.
S01 • E02 You're black. And you don't do nearly what Gata does for me - DAVE 00:07
You're black. And you don't do nearly what Gata do...
S01 • E03 You can't tell anybody. They're, like, the only two people - DAVE 00:04
You can't tell anybody. They're, like, the only tw...
S01 • E08 How's a guy like André the Giant meets Danny DeVito - DAVE 00:07
How's a guy like André the Giant meets Danny DeVito
S01 • E04 And you need someone who's smart-- me-- - DAVE 00:06
And you need someone who's smart-- me--
S01 • E09 I'm let-- I'm letting it go. I'm telling you about it. - DAVE 00:04
I'm let-- I'm letting it go. I'm telling you ...
S01 • E07 -Hunting... -I hope you don't have any woodpeckers - DAVE 00:05
-Hunting... -I hope you don't have any woodpeckers
S01 • E09 Enough is enough! You need to shut your yap! - DAVE 00:04
Enough is enough! You need to shut your yap!
S01 • E01 I'm calling because I'm about to access my bar mitzvah money - DAVE 00:04
I'm calling because I'm about to access my bar mit...
S01 • E05 I stopped doing it at a certain point, - DAVE 00:05
I stopped doing it at a certain point,
S01 • E02 [laughing] - DAVE 00:04
[laughing]
S01 • E10 Yeah, well, how the-how the fuckis Spotify gonna play that - DAVE 00:05
Yeah, well, how the-how the fuckis Spotify gonna play that
S01 • E08 My features are so grotesque, - DAVE 00:06
My features are so grotesque,
S01 • E04 As much as it pains me to say it, I do, I really do. - DAVE 00:04
As much as it pains me to say it, I do, I really do.
S01 • E03 Ah, I'm cool, bro. I ain't trying to hear - DAVE 00:04
Ah, I'm cool, bro. I ain't trying to hear
S01 • E10 And by the way, your days of not letting me - DAVE 00:04
And by the way, your days of not letting me
S01 • E01 I'm actually getting, like, a very big rapper - DAVE 00:07
I'm actually getting, like, a very big rapper
S01 • E08 I don't know, I shot out the other side, - DAVE 00:04
I don't know, I shot out the other side,
S01 • E02 His dad sent me an e-mail, but the format's so weird, - DAVE 00:04
His dad sent me an e-mail, but the format's so weird,
S01 • E07 DAVE: You look like if they made a new Pinocchio movie, you know, - DAVE 00:08
DAVE: You look like if they made a new Pinocchio movie, you ...
S02 • E05 You got to be kidding me. - DAVE 00:06
You got to be kidding me.