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Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns

Then I run out and get hit by a truck

[audience laughing] Then I run out and get hit by a truck

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Then I run out and get hit by a truck.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:39
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Crazy Cow Productions

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Movie Summary

The old man's back - out of the clubs, onto the screen, comedian Dave Attell brings it hard in this rapid-fire, no-holds-barred performance.
Let's talk tech, and this is a tech town if ever there was one. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
Let's talk tech, and this is a tech town if ever there ...
They got this app that tells you how much you weigh on other planets. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
They got this app that tells you how much you weigh on other...
What it is is you put your weight in on Earth, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
What it is is you put your weight in on Earth,
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On Earth, I weigh about 160 and change, you know? - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
On Earth, I weigh about 160 and change, you know?
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- So there you go. - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
- So there you go. - [audience laughing]
- [Attell chuckling] - [audience chuckling] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:11
- [Attell chuckling] - [audience chuckling]
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They need to get out there and really experience life, am I right? - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
They need to get out there and really experience life, am I ...
It's a special camp for these kids who want to be astronauts, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:09
It's a special camp for these kids who want to be astro...
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I was too old so I just observed all this from my van. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
I was too old so I just observed all this from my van.
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I went to Boy Scout camp, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I went to Boy Scout camp,
- [audience laughing] - That's right. I was in the Boy Scouts. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
- [audience laughing] - That's right. I was in the Boy ...
Even though I look like I run a GameStop in Syria, I was in the Scouts. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
Even though I look like I run a GameStop in Syria, I was in ...
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