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Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns

As they led me away, I swear to GodI heard, "Mo' ketchups." - Now...- Thank you

[audience laughing] As they led me away, I swear to God
I heard, "Mo' ketchups." - Now...
- [audience applauding] Thank you

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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As they led me away, I swear to God I heard, "Mo' ketchups."
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- Now... - [audience applauding]
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Thank you.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:36
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Crazy Cow Productions

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Movie Summary

The old man's back - out of the clubs, onto the screen, comedian Dave Attell brings it hard in this rapid-fire, no-holds-barred performance.
I'm not much of a storyteller, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
I'm not much of a storyteller,
- That's what it looks like. - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
- That's what it looks like. - [audience laughing]
Oh. You guys are really... you're cheering me up, that's for sure. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
Oh. You guys are really... you're cheering me up, that&...
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
[audience laughing]
I was sitting in my car, windows up, engine on, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
I was sitting in my car, windows up, engine on,
- Yeah. - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:09
- Yeah. - [audience laughing]
And the angel just knocked on my window - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:08
And the angel just knocked on my window
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:09
[audience laughing]
- Anybody else metal detectors? - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
- Anybody else metal detectors? - [audience laughing]
Even though I'm dressed for collecting cans, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
Even though I'm dressed for collecting cans,
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
[audience laughing]
It's mysterious, isn't it? Another treasure hunter in the room. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
It's mysterious, isn't it? Another treasure hunter...
[whirring] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:11
[whirring]
Here's something you'll never hear a metal detector guy say. Ready? - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
Here's something you'll never hear a metal detecto...
"Well, I'd better be getting home. She's probably worried about me." - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
"Well, I'd better be getting home. She's prob...
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:09
[audience laughing]
I buy and sell ivory. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I buy and sell ivory.
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]