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Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns

Now, I never lie to the crowd,so I might as well tell you

[audience laughing] Now, I never lie to the crowd,
so I might as well tell you

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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Now, I never lie to the crowd, so I might as well tell you.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:45
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Crazy Cow Productions

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Movie Summary

The old man's back - out of the clubs, onto the screen, comedian Dave Attell brings it hard in this rapid-fire, no-holds-barred performance.
This is performance-enhanced. You know that right now, right? - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
This is performance-enhanced. You know that right now, right...
Right before I hit the stage, I popped a Centrum Silver. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
Right before I hit the stage, I popped a Centrum Silver.
- Did you know that? - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:10
- Did you know that? - [audience laughing]
[Attell chuckling] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:08
[Attell chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
I'm sitting at the dog park 'cause when I sit at the playground, things happen. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I'm sitting at the dog park 'cause when I sit at t...
I'm serious, I can clear a playground in like three minutes, honestly. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I'm serious, I can clear a playground in like three min...
- Friend or foe? - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
- Friend or foe? - [audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:08
[audience laughing]
- I'm not exactly sure what it was. - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
- I'm not exactly sure what it was. - [audience laughin...
And I didn't go empty-handed. I brought a bag of baby carrots with me. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
And I didn't go empty-handed. I brought a bag of baby c...
So I just put a baby carrot in my hand and I put it over a fence, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
So I just put a baby carrot in my hand and I put it over a f...
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
Out of the dark this goat, this big old goat, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
Out of the dark this goat, this big old goat,
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
[audience laughing]
I put one in this ear, one in that ear, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I put one in this ear, one in that ear,