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Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns

Even though I'm dressedfor collecting cans, I'm a metal detector man

Even though I'm dressed
for collecting cans, I'm a metal detector man

Full Transcript

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Even though I'm dressed for collecting cans,
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I'm a metal detector man.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:10
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Crazy Cow Productions

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Movie Summary

The old man's back - out of the clubs, onto the screen, comedian Dave Attell brings it hard in this rapid-fire, no-holds-barred performance.
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
[audience laughing]
It's mysterious, isn't it? Another treasure hunter in the room. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
It's mysterious, isn't it? Another treasure hunter...
[whirring] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:11
[whirring]
Here's something you'll never hear a metal detector guy say. Ready? - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
Here's something you'll never hear a metal detecto...
"Well, I'd better be getting home. She's probably worried about me." - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
"Well, I'd better be getting home. She's prob...
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:09
[audience laughing]
I buy and sell ivory. - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I buy and sell ivory.
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience laughing]
- I get it. - [audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:08
- I get it. - [audience laughing]
[audience chuckling] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
[audience chuckling]
I put every cent I had, I'm talking everything, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I put every cent I had, I'm talking everything,
I heard that if you come on a Confederate flag and bury it, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
I heard that if you come on a Confederate flag and bury it,
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:09
[audience laughing]
- [audience laughing] - [Attell chuckling] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:08
- [audience laughing] - [Attell chuckling]
[audience cheering] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:07
[audience cheering]
I watch porn, but not as much as I look like I watch, all right? - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:05
I watch porn, but not as much as I look like I watch, all ri...
[audience laughing] - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
[audience laughing]
Here's a little heads-up. If you see me with two women, - Dave Attell: Hot Cross Buns 00:06
Here's a little heads-up. If you see me with two women,