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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

All right. In this next piece, it's a special episode of CSI. For some reason,Lil Wayne's...

All right. In this next piece, it's a special episode of CSI. For some reason,
Lil Wayne's guest starring as the lead detective. Okay?

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All right. In this next piece,
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it's a special episode of CSI.
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For some reason, Lil Wayne's guest starring
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as the lead detective. Okay?
Duration
16 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:06
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
That's the setup. Are you ready? Here it goes. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
That's the setup. Are you ready? Here it goes.
"Has anyone else been on this crime scene?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
"Has anyone else been on this crime scene?"
This place is virtually undisturbed. No forced entry. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
This place is virtually undisturbed. No forced entry.
She must've been sitting Indian style." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
She must've been sitting Indian style."
Recently, I got attacked online by some gay bloggers, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Recently, I got attacked online by some gay bloggers,
I have no problem with gay people, but I fucking hate bloggers. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I have no problem with gay people, but I fucking hate blogge...
They was just acting like a bitch online. They was mischaracterizing my jokes, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
They was just acting like a bitch online. They was mischarac...
I got better shit to do." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I got better shit to do."
[effeminate voice] "Dave Chappelle's jokes--" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
[effeminate voice] "Dave Chappelle's jokes--"
"Dave Chappelle's jokes were an affront to the manhood of all gay men." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
"Dave Chappelle's jokes were an affront to the man...
I didn't say anything that would allude to gay men not being men. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I didn't say anything that would allude to gay men not ...
In fact, what could be manlier than fucking another guy in the ass? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
In fact, what could be manlier than fucking another guy in t...
It's the most gangster shit I've ever heard of in my life. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
It's the most gangster shit I've ever heard of in ...
First of all, I'll tell you right now what I said, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
First of all, I'll tell you right now what I said,
What happened was, I went to a gallery party, all right? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
What happened was, I went to a gallery party, all right?
I don't know who in here has ever been rich before, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I don't know who in here has ever been rich before,
And there was a few eccentric types, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And there was a few eccentric types,
I don't know what you call him. A tranny, or a drag queen, perhaps. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I don't know what you call him. A tranny, or a drag que...
And this man was definitely on drugs. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
And this man was definitely on drugs.
I don't know what kind of drugs he was on, but I knew he had too much. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I don't know what kind of drugs he was on, but I knew h...