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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

You can say what you want about that girl,but I'm gonna tell you right now she is a...

[chuckles] You can say what you want about that girl,
but I'm gonna tell you right now she is a goddamn hero

Full Transcript

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[chuckles]
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You can say what you want about that girl, but I'm gonna tell you right now
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she is a goddamn hero.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:29
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
You might've thought these things were happening before, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
You might've thought these things were happening before...
Like, five wars on it, the Civil Rights Movement, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Like, five wars on it, the Civil Rights Movement,
This guy's been fucking from 40 years before Bill Cosby's first rape. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
This guy's been fucking from 40 years before Bill Cosby...
But all that shit is still just name-calling. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
But all that shit is still just name-calling.
If I went to Kentucky Fried Chicken, and for some reason, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
If I went to Kentucky Fried Chicken, and for some reason,
I'll go straight to the front. "Hey, man. Let me get a two-piece." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
I'll go straight to the front. "Hey, man. Let me g...
"You want a biscuit with that, nigger?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
"You want a biscuit with that, nigger?"
I want a two-piece. Chop, chop. You know what it is." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
I want a two-piece. Chop, chop. You know what it is."
He's the one that's gotta work at Kentucky Fried Chicken, not me. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
He's the one that's gotta work at Kentucky Fried C...
How about this? What if I lived in Austin and I had a white girlfriend? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
How about this? What if I lived in Austin and I had a white ...
And me and my white girlfriend are at home one night, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
And me and my white girlfriend are at home one night,
Maybe she's butt-naked and she's down on one knee, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Maybe she's butt-naked and she's down on one knee,
[grunting] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
[grunting]
I think I'm gonna come." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I think I'm gonna come."
Nigger." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Nigger."
Oh, boy. Yeah, a tough time for the blacks. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Oh, boy. Yeah, a tough time for the blacks.
The other big sports story was, fucking, Ray Rice's tape. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
The other big sports story was, fucking, Ray Rice's tap...
It's the most violent thing I've seen happen to a woman - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
It's the most violent thing I've seen happen to a ...
Really fucking bad. If I could've froze time at that moment - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
Really fucking bad. If I could've froze time at that mo...
"You should punch her in the face." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
"You should punch her in the face."