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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Do you think I was surprised? Hell no

Do you think I was surprised? Hell no

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Do you think I was surprised? Hell no.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:44
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
I've been in show business 30 years. I was expecting this banana. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I've been in show business 30 years. I was expecting th...
I knew one of these nights-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I knew one of these nights--
Like that Paula Deen. Remember Paula Deen got fired from the Food Network? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Like that Paula Deen. Remember Paula Deen got fired from the...
If you know anything about show business, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
If you know anything about show business,
All because she called somebody an N-word 30 years before she had a show. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
All because she called somebody an N-word 30 years before sh...
I don't know who she said it to, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:15
I don't know who she said it to,
And every black person was mad, but we weren't that mad. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
And every black person was mad, but we weren't that mad...
It was more confusing than it was infuriating. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
It was more confusing than it was infuriating.
I was just like, "Well, how is this bitch gonna call me a nigger - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
I was just like, "Well, how is this bitch gonna call me...
I think Donald Sterling's shit was more serious. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I think Donald Sterling's shit was more serious.
Remember Donald Sterling? He used to own the Clippers, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
Remember Donald Sterling? He used to own the Clippers,
The lesson is if you are old and white and racist - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
The lesson is if you are old and white and racist
Don't tell your black girlfriend about that shit. Because... - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Don't tell your black girlfriend about that shit. Becau...
He was like, "Stop bringing black guys to my games." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
He was like, "Stop bringing black guys to my games.&quo...
But it turned out that the black guy he was speaking of - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
But it turned out that the black guy he was speaking of
Never even mentioned the fact that he had AIDS, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Never even mentioned the fact that he had AIDS,
This guy must be really racist if AIDS is the footnote. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
This guy must be really racist if AIDS is the footnote.
"You gotta be careful, baby. He got the old Ebola." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
"You gotta be careful, baby. He got the old Ebola."...
[chuckles] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
[chuckles]
You might've thought these things were happening before, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
You might've thought these things were happening before...