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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

He punches you right on that-- that little bean thingyou have on the top of your head

He punches you right on that-- that little bean thing
you have on the top of your head

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He punches you right on that--
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that little bean thing you have on the top of your head.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:10
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
Now, pussy, tell me, what goes through a fighter's mind - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
Now, pussy, tell me, what goes through a fighter's mind
As a matter of fact, most fighters don't even know that bean exists. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
As a matter of fact, most fighters don't even know that...
I like when Lil Wayne talks about pussy, because he's-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:14
I like when Lil Wayne talks about pussy, because he's--
No guy says that. Only Lil Wayne says some shit like that. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
No guy says that. Only Lil Wayne says some shit like that.
If you was fucking a girl, and she's like, "Is this pussy good?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
If you was fucking a girl, and she's like, "Is thi...
That's why I'm not Lil Wayne. 'Cause if I was in a hot tub with a girl, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:14
That's why I'm not Lil Wayne. 'Cause if I was...
It's pussy juice." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:17
It's pussy juice."
All right. In this next piece, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:16
All right. In this next piece,
That's the setup. Are you ready? Here it goes. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
That's the setup. Are you ready? Here it goes.
"Has anyone else been on this crime scene?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
"Has anyone else been on this crime scene?"
This place is virtually undisturbed. No forced entry. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
This place is virtually undisturbed. No forced entry.
She must've been sitting Indian style." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
She must've been sitting Indian style."
Recently, I got attacked online by some gay bloggers, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Recently, I got attacked online by some gay bloggers,
I have no problem with gay people, but I fucking hate bloggers. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I have no problem with gay people, but I fucking hate blogge...
They was just acting like a bitch online. They was mischaracterizing my jokes, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
They was just acting like a bitch online. They was mischarac...
I got better shit to do." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I got better shit to do."
[effeminate voice] "Dave Chappelle's jokes--" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
[effeminate voice] "Dave Chappelle's jokes--"
"Dave Chappelle's jokes were an affront to the manhood of all gay men." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
"Dave Chappelle's jokes were an affront to the man...
I didn't say anything that would allude to gay men not being men. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I didn't say anything that would allude to gay men not ...
In fact, what could be manlier than fucking another guy in the ass? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
In fact, what could be manlier than fucking another guy in t...