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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I can't even post a dick pic, and this motherfuckeris decapitating people

I can't even post a dick pic, and this motherfucker
is decapitating people

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I can't even post a dick pic,
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and this motherfucker is decapitating people.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:37
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
You know, everyone has it hard. But I think, harder than black people - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
You know, everyone has it hard. But I think, harder than bla...
It's hard for white people to understand, but what I'm saying is very true. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
It's hard for white people to understand, but what I�...
Fat black people have a really rough road, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Fat black people have a really rough road,
But you know what kills more black people than anything, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
But you know what kills more black people than anything,
Salt, nigga. Regular-ass table salt. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Salt, nigga. Regular-ass table salt.
Here, white people are getting Ebola cures and shit, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Here, white people are getting Ebola cures and shit,
Look, honestly, I'll stop talking about it. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Look, honestly, I'll stop talking about it.
Do you think I was surprised? Hell no. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Do you think I was surprised? Hell no.
I've been in show business 30 years. I was expecting this banana. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I've been in show business 30 years. I was expecting th...
I knew one of these nights-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I knew one of these nights--
Like that Paula Deen. Remember Paula Deen got fired from the Food Network? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Like that Paula Deen. Remember Paula Deen got fired from the...
If you know anything about show business, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
If you know anything about show business,
All because she called somebody an N-word 30 years before she had a show. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
All because she called somebody an N-word 30 years before sh...
I don't know who she said it to, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:15
I don't know who she said it to,
And every black person was mad, but we weren't that mad. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
And every black person was mad, but we weren't that mad...
It was more confusing than it was infuriating. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
It was more confusing than it was infuriating.
I was just like, "Well, how is this bitch gonna call me a nigger - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
I was just like, "Well, how is this bitch gonna call me...
I think Donald Sterling's shit was more serious. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I think Donald Sterling's shit was more serious.
Remember Donald Sterling? He used to own the Clippers, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
Remember Donald Sterling? He used to own the Clippers,
The lesson is if you are old and white and racist - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
The lesson is if you are old and white and racist