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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I got better shit to do." This motherfucker was saying things,trying to get gay people to...

I got better shit to do." This motherfucker was saying things,
trying to get gay people to beat me up

Full Transcript

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I got better shit to do."
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This motherfucker was saying things, trying to get gay people to beat me up.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:00
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
[effeminate voice] "Dave Chappelle's jokes--" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
[effeminate voice] "Dave Chappelle's jokes--"
"Dave Chappelle's jokes were an affront to the manhood of all gay men." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
"Dave Chappelle's jokes were an affront to the man...
I didn't say anything that would allude to gay men not being men. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I didn't say anything that would allude to gay men not ...
In fact, what could be manlier than fucking another guy in the ass? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
In fact, what could be manlier than fucking another guy in t...
It's the most gangster shit I've ever heard of in my life. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
It's the most gangster shit I've ever heard of in ...
First of all, I'll tell you right now what I said, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
First of all, I'll tell you right now what I said,
What happened was, I went to a gallery party, all right? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
What happened was, I went to a gallery party, all right?
I don't know who in here has ever been rich before, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I don't know who in here has ever been rich before,
And there was a few eccentric types, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And there was a few eccentric types,
I don't know what you call him. A tranny, or a drag queen, perhaps. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I don't know what you call him. A tranny, or a drag que...
And this man was definitely on drugs. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
And this man was definitely on drugs.
I don't know what kind of drugs he was on, but I knew he had too much. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I don't know what kind of drugs he was on, but I knew h...
He didn't look good. He was like this. [moans] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
He didn't look good. He was like this. [moans]
And I went over there. All I said, "Excuse me, gentlemen. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
And I went over there. All I said, "Excuse me, gentleme...
Is he okay?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Is he okay?"
"She is fine." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
"She is fine."
I'm sorry. I didn't know this is what we were doing." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
I'm sorry. I didn't know this is what we were doin...
I support anybody's right - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I support anybody's right
To what degree do I have to participate in your self-image? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
To what degree do I have to participate in your self-image?
Is it fair that I have to change my whole pronoun game up for this motherfucker? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Is it fair that I have to change my whole pronoun game up fo...