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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I think either God is white, or the government hid that shitin disco balls

I think either God is white, or the government hid that shit
in disco balls

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I think either God is white,
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or the government hid that shit in disco balls.
Duration
6 seconds
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44
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:28
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
Last month, on the front of The New York Times, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Last month, on the front of The New York Times,
I had to check the date of the paper. I was like, "Measles? Is this 1850? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I had to check the date of the paper. I was like, "Meas...
What the fuck is this? Why is measles in the news?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
What the fuck is this? Why is measles in the news?"
[cheers and applause] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
[cheers and applause]
First of all, black people generally don't trust doctors. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
First of all, black people generally don't trust doctor...
More importantly, don't forget Michael Jackson was killed by a doctor. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
More importantly, don't forget Michael Jackson was kill...
Granted, he was doing drugs. But if I was a heroin addict - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
Granted, he was doing drugs. But if I was a heroin addict
It's not too much, is it?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
It's not too much, is it?"
After that, I was like, "Fuck going to the doctor." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
After that, I was like, "Fuck going to the doctor."...
You might as well give them a diarrhea shot if you're so worried. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
You might as well give them a diarrhea shot if you're s...
Diarrhea has a bigger body count than the measles do. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Diarrhea has a bigger body count than the measles do.
A hundred years ago, if your ass had diarrhea, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
A hundred years ago, if your ass had diarrhea,
I don't have much time. It's diarrhea. It's very serious." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
I don't have much time. It's diarrhea. It's v...
I give up, diarrhea." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I give up, diarrhea."
These are not good times for the blacks. You know what I'm talking about, right? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
These are not good times for the blacks. You know what I...
It's a very unfortunate set of circumstances, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
It's a very unfortunate set of circumstances,
You know, America has a racial hot seat. I think we can all agree that's the truth. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
You know, America has a racial hot seat. I think we can all ...
And we can also agree that that hot seat is traditionally occupied - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
And we can also agree that that hot seat is traditionally oc...
Although, I can see that, in recent years, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Although, I can see that, in recent years,
And we, the black Americans, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
And we, the black Americans,