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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I'll be right back." You would just leavewith the clothes on your back

I'll be right back." You would just leave
with the clothes on your back

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I'll be right back."
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You would just leave with the clothes on your back.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:26
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
And there was no Internet back then, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
And there was no Internet back then,
Late at night, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Late at night,
You can always tell your wife is mad at you - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
You can always tell your wife is mad at you
Can we just talk about this for a minute?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Can we just talk about this for a minute?"
And don't go looking for their lunch. I hid it." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And don't go looking for their lunch. I hid it."
I want to talk about it. The tape. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I want to talk about it. The tape.
I know that's why you're mad." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I know that's why you're mad."
And she laughed a little, and it helped her relax, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And she laughed a little, and it helped her relax,
She told me that she was madder about the second extortion tape - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
She told me that she was madder about the second extortion t...
As a matter of fact, sometimes I do it for her benefit. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
As a matter of fact, sometimes I do it for her benefit.
A lot of guys do this. It's called the mercy jerk. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
A lot of guys do this. It's called the mercy jerk.
That's the one that happens in the middle of the night - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:15
That's the one that happens in the middle of the night
The only time I jerk off now is if I know how long she'll be gone. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
The only time I jerk off now is if I know how long she'...
Sometimes she'll tell me, "Dave, I'm gonna take the kids to my mom's real quick. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Sometimes she'll tell me, "Dave, I'm gonna ta...
I'll probably be back in a couple of hours." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I'll probably be back in a couple of hours."
That's the kind of session where you'll take all your clothes off. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
That's the kind of session where you'll take all y...
I'll be butt-naked in the living room like, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:15
I'll be butt-naked in the living room like,
That's when you have that privacy. You can have a loud orgasm. I miss those. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
That's when you have that privacy. You can have a loud ...
You know, when a guy busts a nut, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
You know, when a guy busts a nut,
[screaming] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
[screaming]