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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I'm just a messy eater." If I drop food and Baba's not around,all I gotta do is call him

I'm just a messy eater." If I drop food and Baba's not around,
all I gotta do is call him

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I'm just a messy eater."
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If I drop food and Baba's not around, all I gotta do is call him.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:19
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
"Baba!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
"Baba!"
"Over here, little buddy." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
"Over here, little buddy."
But he knows all my habits. If he smells weed in the house, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
But he knows all my habits. If he smells weed in the house,
Baba got me through a very difficult time in my marriage. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Baba got me through a very difficult time in my marriage.
It's not that me and my wife don't spend time together, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
It's not that me and my wife don't spend time toge...
You know what I mean. Yeah. We're just in the zone. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
You know what I mean. Yeah. We're just in the zone.
She says the same shit to me every night before she goes to bed. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
She says the same shit to me every night before she goes to ...
Good night." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Good night."
"David?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
"David?"
Well, the crazy shit is, I don't even eat their lunch anymore. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Well, the crazy shit is, I don't even eat their lunch a...
Back in the day, I used to eat that shit. You know how that goes. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Back in the day, I used to eat that shit. You know how that ...
Now I might smoke some weed in the middle of the night, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Now I might smoke some weed in the middle of the night,
What's the big deal? Why can't she just make another one in the morning? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
What's the big deal? Why can't she just make anoth...
My kids will be at school the next day like, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
My kids will be at school the next day like,
She's mad at me now 'cause I got myself in trouble. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
She's mad at me now 'cause I got myself in trouble...
I got myself extorted, which happens in this business. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I got myself extorted, which happens in this business.
There was a FedEx sitting on the kitchen table, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
There was a FedEx sitting on the kitchen table,
And there was a videocassette inside with a note written on it - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
And there was a videocassette inside with a note written on ...
I tore the whole house apart, trying to find a VCR. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I tore the whole house apart, trying to find a VCR.
It was a tape of me-- I was fucking a girl, okay? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
It was a tape of me-- I was fucking a girl, okay?