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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I've never been in a position where I could decide the fateof white children before

I've never been in a position where I could decide the fate
of white children before

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I've never been in a position
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where I could decide the fate of white children before.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:51
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
And I really can't decide." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:19
And I really can't decide."
We love your comedy. We love you at the house." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
We love your comedy. We love you at the house."
So, is there something we can do, short of jail, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
So, is there something we can do, short of jail,
Oh, you know what we could do? I don't know if I'm asking too much. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Oh, you know what we could do? I don't know if I'm...
I just want you to do it enough so that I can tell him you did it." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I just want you to do it enough so that I can tell him you d...
I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that to anybody's mother. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that to anybody's ...
Ebola was in Texas. Ebola made a visit. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Ebola was in Texas. Ebola made a visit.
Killed that man in Dallas. Five days, that man melted to death. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Killed that man in Dallas. Five days, that man melted to dea...
What happened to the brother in Dallas? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
What happened to the brother in Dallas?
I remember in the beginning of Ebola, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
I remember in the beginning of Ebola,
They flew them in a private jet straight to Atlanta, to the CDC. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
They flew them in a private jet straight to Atlanta, to the ...
There it was said they administered - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
There it was said they administered
They are out there somewhere tonight at Whole Foods, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
They are out there somewhere tonight at Whole Foods,
"Hey, Frank. How are you?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
"Hey, Frank. How are you?"
I was bleeding out of my eyes and anus, so I got concerned, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I was bleeding out of my eyes and anus, so I got concerned,
I saw in The New York Times-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
I saw in The New York Times--
Here I am, thinking that old AIDS was working just fine, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Here I am, thinking that old AIDS was working just fine,
Isn't it weird how there's a disease that just starts in 1980, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Isn't it weird how there's a disease that just sta...
Isn't that a fucking amazing coincidence - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Isn't that a fucking amazing coincidence
I think either God is white, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I think either God is white,