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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I said, "Someone's gonna fuck youin the butt in the holding cell

[laughs] I said, "Someone's gonna fuck you
in the butt in the holding cell

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I said, "Someone's gonna fuck you in the butt in the holding cell.
Duration
7 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:03:37
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
And the press called me up like, "Do you have a statement?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And the press called me up like, "Do you have a stateme...
I don't have anything to say." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
I don't have anything to say."
Twenty years from now, he'll be tucking his kids into bed, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:15
Twenty years from now, he'll be tucking his kids into b...
Fucking Bananagate. I didn't even like-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
Fucking Bananagate. I didn't even like--
No, seriously. Not a banana. I live in Ohio, right? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
No, seriously. Not a banana. I live in Ohio, right?
-So, this was a few winters ago. -[cheers] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
-So, this was a few winters ago. -[cheers]
Well, all right. That's the first time that shit's ever happened. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Well, all right. That's the first time that shit's...
And it was wintertime, and it had snowed recently, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
And it was wintertime, and it had snowed recently,
Now, my sister was dressed in all Muslim garb, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Now, my sister was dressed in all Muslim garb,
And we were walking and just talking about something, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
And we were walking and just talking about something,
[thud] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
[thud]
Because I'm black? Because she's Muslim? Because I'm Dave Chappelle? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Because I'm black? Because she's Muslim? Because I...
I couldn't tell. But, again, I knew it was premeditated. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I couldn't tell. But, again, I knew it was premeditated...
Come on out for one second. I just want to talk to you." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
Come on out for one second. I just want to talk to you."...
Really, I didn't want to talk. I was gonna fuck 'em up. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Really, I didn't want to talk. I was gonna fuck 'e...
So, if you're ever caught in traffic, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
So, if you're ever caught in traffic,
And they were like, "Chill, bro. Just chill." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And they were like, "Chill, bro. Just chill."
He was like, "Fuck it, man! I'll get out the car!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
He was like, "Fuck it, man! I'll get out the car!&...
"Let me help you, motherfucker. Let me just help you out." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
"Let me help you, motherfucker. Let me just help you ou...
And he threw a snowball, that shit hit me right in my chest. Pow! - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
And he threw a snowball, that shit hit me right in my chest....