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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

There it was said they administered what The New York Times called"a secret serum." I...

There it was said they administered what The New York Times called
"a secret serum." I don't know what's in it.
It's just like Colonel Sanders' recipe

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There it was said they administered
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what The New York Times called "a secret serum."
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I don't know what's in it. It's just like Colonel Sanders' recipe.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:56
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
They are out there somewhere tonight at Whole Foods, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
They are out there somewhere tonight at Whole Foods,
"Hey, Frank. How are you?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
"Hey, Frank. How are you?"
I was bleeding out of my eyes and anus, so I got concerned, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I was bleeding out of my eyes and anus, so I got concerned,
I saw in The New York Times-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
I saw in The New York Times--
Here I am, thinking that old AIDS was working just fine, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Here I am, thinking that old AIDS was working just fine,
Isn't it weird how there's a disease that just starts in 1980, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Isn't it weird how there's a disease that just sta...
Isn't that a fucking amazing coincidence - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Isn't that a fucking amazing coincidence
I think either God is white, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I think either God is white,
Last month, on the front of The New York Times, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Last month, on the front of The New York Times,
I had to check the date of the paper. I was like, "Measles? Is this 1850? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I had to check the date of the paper. I was like, "Meas...
What the fuck is this? Why is measles in the news?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
What the fuck is this? Why is measles in the news?"
[cheers and applause] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
[cheers and applause]
First of all, black people generally don't trust doctors. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
First of all, black people generally don't trust doctor...
More importantly, don't forget Michael Jackson was killed by a doctor. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
More importantly, don't forget Michael Jackson was kill...
Granted, he was doing drugs. But if I was a heroin addict - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
Granted, he was doing drugs. But if I was a heroin addict
It's not too much, is it?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
It's not too much, is it?"
After that, I was like, "Fuck going to the doctor." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
After that, I was like, "Fuck going to the doctor."...
You might as well give them a diarrhea shot if you're so worried. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
You might as well give them a diarrhea shot if you're s...
Diarrhea has a bigger body count than the measles do. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Diarrhea has a bigger body count than the measles do.
A hundred years ago, if your ass had diarrhea, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
A hundred years ago, if your ass had diarrhea,