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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I didn't know what was going on.Why was this happening?

[thud] I didn't know what was going on.
Why was this happening?

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I didn't know what was going on. Why was this happening?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:38
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
Because I'm black? Because she's Muslim? Because I'm Dave Chappelle? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Because I'm black? Because she's Muslim? Because I...
I couldn't tell. But, again, I knew it was premeditated. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I couldn't tell. But, again, I knew it was premeditated...
Come on out for one second. I just want to talk to you." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
Come on out for one second. I just want to talk to you."...
Really, I didn't want to talk. I was gonna fuck 'em up. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Really, I didn't want to talk. I was gonna fuck 'e...
So, if you're ever caught in traffic, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
So, if you're ever caught in traffic,
And they were like, "Chill, bro. Just chill." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And they were like, "Chill, bro. Just chill."
He was like, "Fuck it, man! I'll get out the car!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
He was like, "Fuck it, man! I'll get out the car!&...
"Let me help you, motherfucker. Let me just help you out." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
"Let me help you, motherfucker. Let me just help you ou...
And he threw a snowball, that shit hit me right in my chest. Pow! - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
And he threw a snowball, that shit hit me right in my chest....
He said, "Fuck you, you fucking nigger!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
He said, "Fuck you, you fucking nigger!"
I looked at my sister, and she said, "I got the plates." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:12
I looked at my sister, and she said, "I got the plates....
But if you call him a nigger when you do it, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
But if you call him a nigger when you do it,
"We're gonna send this motherfucker to jail!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
"We're gonna send this motherfucker to jail!"
Then one of them white guys stepped up and was like, "I didn't like that at all. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Then one of them white guys stepped up and was like, "I...
I don't want this goddamn stuff in my vicinity." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:25
I don't want this goddamn stuff in my vicinity."
Unreal. An hour later, we were all sitting in the police station, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Unreal. An hour later, we were all sitting in the police sta...
We ran the tags. Two young men that had their mother's car. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
We ran the tags. Two young men that had their mother's ...
I've never been in a position - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
I've never been in a position
And I really can't decide." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:19
And I really can't decide."
We love your comedy. We love you at the house." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
We love your comedy. We love you at the house."