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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

What do you think?" And I started mumbling again

what do you think?" And I started mumbling again

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what do you think?"
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And I started mumbling again.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:28
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
"Well, you're gay, nigga. You know, you're just gay." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
"Well, you're gay, nigga. You know, you're ju...
It's a big step." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
It's a big step."
You got any advice for us?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:23
You got any advice for us?"
Will you guys lighten the fuck up? Of course I love my wife. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Will you guys lighten the fuck up? Of course I love my wife.
No, I told him, I said, "You know what you should do, man? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
No, I told him, I said, "You know what you should do, m...
First of all, you shouldn't do it." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
First of all, you shouldn't do it."
It's not that you're gay as much as just legal marriage - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
It's not that you're gay as much as just legal mar...
Devoid of religious significance or the idea of love, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Devoid of religious significance or the idea of love,
Then two years later, you're just building a case against one another... - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Then two years later, you're just building a case again...
For a hypothetical court date that may or may not ever happen. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
For a hypothetical court date that may or may not ever happe...
You throw being gay on top of that, that shit is explosive. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
You throw being gay on top of that, that shit is explosive.
Right after Ray Rice went through all that shit, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Right after Ray Rice went through all that shit,
And Michael's a very nice guy, a very brave guy, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
And Michael's a very nice guy, a very brave guy,
Is that domestic violence, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Is that domestic violence,
I give all married men the same advice, gay or straight. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
I give all married men the same advice, gay or straight.
Because a dog will love you all the time, but she's not going to. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Because a dog will love you all the time, but she's not...
It was real talk. I didn't even know about dogs, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
It was real talk. I didn't even know about dogs,
They were like, "Can we keep him?" I said, "Nope." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
They were like, "Can we keep him?" I said, "N...
Can't keep him." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
Can't keep him."
"Please, Dad! If you don't let us keep him, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
"Please, Dad! If you don't let us keep him,