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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

"What's going on?" "Hi, David. Can we talk to youfor a minute in the office?" I said, "No,...

"What's going on?" "Hi, David. Can we talk to you
for a minute in the office?" I said, "No, fuck that.
We gotta talk right here

Full Transcript

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"What's going on?"
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"Hi, David. Can we talk to you for a minute in the office?"
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I said, "No, fuck that. We gotta talk right here.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:55
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
What's going on?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
What's going on?"
"Ibrahim had a fight." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
"Ibrahim had a fight."
What happened?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
What happened?"
All we know is that he punched Sarah Jr. in the face." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
All we know is that he punched Sarah Jr. in the face."
Just then, Kate and Sarah pulled up to pick up their daughter, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
Just then, Kate and Sarah pulled up to pick up their daughte...
He was like, "Ohh! Oh!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
He was like, "Ohh! Oh!"
Do not look at these mean faces. I need you to look at my face, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Do not look at these mean faces. I need you to look at my fa...
Did you punch that girl Sarah Jr. in the face?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
Did you punch that girl Sarah Jr. in the face?"
He wasn't paying attention. He's like, "Yes, Daddy, I punched her face." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
He wasn't paying attention. He's like, "Yes, ...
You're not supposed to put your hands on anybody." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
You're not supposed to put your hands on anybody."
[whimpering] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
[whimpering]
I said, "I did not teach him. I don't know where he got that from." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
I said, "I did not teach him. I don't know where h...
[crying] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
[crying]
Son, what's going on? What did they do to you?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
Son, what's going on? What did they do to you?"
He said, "It's the fourth time this week. I'm tired of this sandwich-biting bitch." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
He said, "It's the fourth time this week. I'm...
We got to the house, he just ran right up to his room, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
We got to the house, he just ran right up to his room,
His mother came downstairs. By then, she'd heard about everything. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
His mother came downstairs. By then, she'd heard about ...
She was looking at me, like, "Oh, my God." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
She was looking at me, like, "Oh, my God."
She said, "You bit that goddamn sandwich, didn't you, Dave?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
She said, "You bit that goddamn sandwich, didn't y...
I said, "I'm tired of you accusing me of shit!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I said, "I'm tired of you accusing me of shit!&quo...