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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

"'Cause she had it coming." I said

[whimpering] "'Cause she had it coming." I said

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"'Cause she had it coming."
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I said...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:25
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.
I said, "I did not teach him. I don't know where he got that from." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:11
I said, "I did not teach him. I don't know where h...
[crying] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
[crying]
Son, what's going on? What did they do to you?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:13
Son, what's going on? What did they do to you?"
He said, "It's the fourth time this week. I'm tired of this sandwich-biting bitch." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:10
He said, "It's the fourth time this week. I'm...
We got to the house, he just ran right up to his room, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
We got to the house, he just ran right up to his room,
His mother came downstairs. By then, she'd heard about everything. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
His mother came downstairs. By then, she'd heard about ...
She was looking at me, like, "Oh, my God." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
She was looking at me, like, "Oh, my God."
She said, "You bit that goddamn sandwich, didn't you, Dave?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
She said, "You bit that goddamn sandwich, didn't y...
I said, "I'm tired of you accusing me of shit!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I said, "I'm tired of you accusing me of shit!&quo...
Jumped in my car and drove off. Of course I bit that sandwich. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:05
Jumped in my car and drove off. Of course I bit that sandwic...
But I knew that she was just really mad about that tape, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
But I knew that she was just really mad about that tape,
I said, "I should just never go home. Fuck this shit." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
I said, "I should just never go home. Fuck this shit.&q...
Back in those days, if you wanted to get out your marriage, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Back in those days, if you wanted to get out your marriage,
I'll be right back." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I'll be right back."
And there was no Internet back then, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:07
And there was no Internet back then,
Late at night, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Late at night,
You can always tell your wife is mad at you - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:09
You can always tell your wife is mad at you
Can we just talk about this for a minute?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
Can we just talk about this for a minute?"
And don't go looking for their lunch. I hid it." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:08
And don't go looking for their lunch. I hid it."
I want to talk about it. The tape. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas 00:06
I want to talk about it. The tape.