All I'll say about Elian is thank God he's Cuban. 'Cause if he was Haitian you'd've never...
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David Chappelle: All I'll say about Elian is thank God he's Cuban. 'Cause if he was Haitian you'd've never heard about his ass. If Elian Gonzales was Elian Mumumbo from Haiti, they would've pushed that little rubber tube right back in the water. "Sorry little fella, all full. Good luck!"
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Eli n can stay
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Don't worry don't worry
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I ain't got no Eli n jokes
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All I'll say about Eli n is thank God he's Cuban
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Cause if he was Haitian you would've never heard about his ass
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Mm mmm
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If Eli n Gonzalez was Eli n Lemumbo
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from Haiti they'd have pushed that rubber tube right back and say
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Sorry fella All full
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Good luck
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Movie Summary
Dave Chappelle returns to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more.
