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David Chappelle: Remember viewers, some of this language is disturbing.
David Chappelle: Hello, emergency.
David Chappelle: HELP. HELP MOTHERFUCKER, THEY COMING TO GET ME.
David Chappelle: Now, just come down sir. Where are you?
David Chappelle: Oooohhh. Oh, I shit on myself. I can't stop crying.
David Chappelle: They play that shit 30 or 40 times a day. Man, you see your buddies at your funeral. You know Dave shit on himself before he died. Saw it on the news, died crying like a bitch.
David Chappelle: I be dead, I can't defend myself. That's not a nice thing to do. That's not a nice thing to do. No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.
David Chappelle: Hello, emergency. Hi. Hey 911 how are you? Yeah, aaahh. Look. There's a group of hooded white men gathering outside my house. And it looks like they mean business. "Get out here nigger." I gotta go. You guys try and hurry
David Chappelle: Hello, emergency.
David Chappelle: HELP. HELP MOTHERFUCKER, THEY COMING TO GET ME.
David Chappelle: Now, just come down sir. Where are you?
David Chappelle: Oooohhh. Oh, I shit on myself. I can't stop crying.
David Chappelle: They play that shit 30 or 40 times a day. Man, you see your buddies at your funeral. You know Dave shit on himself before he died. Saw it on the news, died crying like a bitch.
David Chappelle: I be dead, I can't defend myself. That's not a nice thing to do. That's not a nice thing to do. No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.
David Chappelle: Hello, emergency. Hi. Hey 911 how are you? Yeah, aaahh. Look. There's a group of hooded white men gathering outside my house. And it looks like they mean business. "Get out here nigger." I gotta go. You guys try and hurry
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Remember viewers some of this language is disturbing
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Hello Emergency
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Help
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Help motherfucker They're coming to get me
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Just calm down sir Where are ya
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Oh oh I shit on myself
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I can't stop cryin'
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They play that shit 30 40 times a day
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All my buddies will be at my funeral looking at me
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You know Dave shit on himself right
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I saw it on the news
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Died crying like a bitch
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I'll be dead I can't even defend myself
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That's not a nice thing to do
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That's not a nice thing to do
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I mean it's a 9 1 1 tape How do they expect you to sound
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Of course you gon' be scared
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It's an emergency
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There's nobody calls 9 1 1 cool and relaxed
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Now that shit would sound ridiculous wouldn't it
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Hello emergency
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Hi Hey 9 1 1 how are ya
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Yeah uh look
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there's a group of hooded white men gathering outside of my house
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And it looks like they mean business
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GET OUT HERE Nigga
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I gotta go
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You guys try and hurry
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Movie Summary
Dave Chappelle returns to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more.
