Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm,...
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David Chappelle: Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
[whacks the microphone on the stand]
David Chappelle: Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.'
[whacks the microphone on the stand]
David Chappelle: Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.'
Full Transcript
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Somebody broke into my house once
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This is a good time to call him But I went I don't know
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The house is too nice
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It ain't a real nice house but they'll never believe I live in it
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They'd be he's still here
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Oh my God
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Open and shut case
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Johnson
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I saw this once before when I was a rookie
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Apparently this nigga broke I n and hung up pictures of his family everywhere
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Movie Summary
Dave Chappelle returns to D.C. and riffs on politics, police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street and more.
