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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in this defiant stand-up special.

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Stan Lathan

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Won 3 Primetime Emmys. 4 wins & 5 nominations total

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I said, "All right. Fuck it,
I'll take it out. Have a good afternoon." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I said, "All right. Fuck it, I'll take it out. Hav...

Like, wh-why is it... why is it - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Like, wh-why is it... why is it

...but I can't say the word "faggot"?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

...but I can't say the word "faggot"?"

But, you see,
what I didn't realize at the time - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

But, you see, what I didn't realize at the time

The rule is that no matter what you do
in your artistic expression, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

The rule is that no matter what you do in your artistic expr...

Those people that took
20% of the alphabet for themselves. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Those people that took 20% of the alphabet for themselves.

I'd say the letters,
but I don't want to conjure their anger. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I'd say the letters, but I don't want to conjure t...

I'm talking about them L's
and them B's and them G's - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I'm talking about them L's and them B's and t...

But the T's hate my fuckin' guts. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

But the T's hate my fuckin' guts.

I can't stop telling jokes
about these niggas. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I can't stop telling jokes about these niggas.

I don't want to write these jokes,
but I just can't stop! - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I don't want to write these jokes, but I just can'...

"LBGT, LBGT," and you think
it's just one big movement. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"LBGT, LBGT," and you think it's just one big...

All those letters are their own movement. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

All those letters are their own movement.

What is this, high school? This nigga
probably got a babysitter or something. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

What is this, high school? This nigga probably got a babysit...

Wouldn't it be funny if we made fun
of him and he's like, "Ha, ha," - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Wouldn't it be funny if we made fun of him and he'...

And these people are trying to get around,
uh, discrimination and oppression, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And these people are trying to get around, uh, discriminatio...

"The rest of you, buckle up.
We'll get you to where you want to go." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"The rest of you, buckle up. We'll get you to wher...

Everybody likes the L's, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Everybody likes the L's,

And the only thing that breaks the tension
between the L's and the G's - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And the only thing that breaks the tension between the L...

If there's one thing that the L's
and the G's agree on, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

If there's one thing that the L's and the G's...

'Cause they're just sittin'
in the back seat like, "Yeah, man, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

'Cause they're just sittin' in the back seat ...

And sitting next to the B's, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And sitting next to the B's,

Everybody in the car respects the T's, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Everybody in the car respects the T's,

It's not the T's' fault,
but everyone in the car just feels like - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

It's not the T's' fault, but everyone in the ...

"I'm hot." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Bitch, I don't know what you..." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Bitch, I don't know what you..."

Can you pull over at the next exit?
I need to use the restroom." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Can you pull over at the next exit? I need to use the restro...

Will you just shut the fuck up
so we can get where we're going?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Will you just shut the fuck up so we can get where we'r...

And just when that car
can't get any more tense, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And just when that car can't get any more tense,

Hey, are you okay? You need some help?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Hey, are you okay? You need some help?"

"Hey, what's going on, fellas?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Hey, what's going on, fellas?"

I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight
or whatever. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight or wh...

And they make him get in
and sit between the B's and the T's. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And they make him get in and sit between the B's and th...

I-I feel like they need to take
some responsibility for my jokes. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I-I feel like they need to take some responsibility for my j...

'Cause I didn't come up with this idea
on my own, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

'Cause I didn't come up with this idea on my own,

But they have to admit
that's a fucking hilarious predicament. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

But they have to admit that's a fucking hilarious predi...

"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!"

Okay, say... say LeBron James, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Okay, say... say LeBron James,

Can he stay in the NBA, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Can he stay in the NBA,

What does it actually mean to be equal?
You know what I mean? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean...

Like, if women are actually equal to men, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Like, if women are actually equal to men,

You would just be good enough
to play in the NBA with us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us.

Or, here's another idea
that's going to be very controversial, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Or, here's another idea that's going to be very co...

You know, ladies,
I said it in my last special, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

You know, ladies, I said it in my last special,

But the way you're going about it
is not going to work. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

But the way you're going about it is not going to work.

Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine

And it was his room. You read the story.
He was masturbating in his own room. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating...

Then he said, "Hey, everybody,
I'm gonna pull my dick out." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my d...

They all just kind of hung out, like,
"I wonder if this guy is serious." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this...

Have any women ever seen a guy
that just came on his own stomach? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own sto...

This is the least threatening motherfucker
the Earth has ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has eve...

He didn't do anything that you can
call the police for. I dare you to try. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

He didn't do anything that you can call the police for....

I am... I am on the other line
with comedian Louis C.K., - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K.,

They ruined this nigga's life, and now
he's coming back playing comedy clubs, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming...

But eight states, including your state, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

But eight states, including your state,

I'll be real with you, and I know nobody
gives a fuck what I think anyway. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck w...

I'm not for it,
but I'm not against it either. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either.

If you have a dick, you need
to shut the fuck up on this one. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one...

The right to choose
is their unequivocal right. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

The right to choose is their unequivocal right.

Not only do I believe
they have the right to choose, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Not only do I believe they have the right to choose,

...about how they exercise that right. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

...about how they exercise that right.

And ladies, to be fair to us, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And ladies, to be fair to us,

If you can kill this motherfucker,
I can at least abandon 'em. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon &#...

And if I'm wrong,
then perhaps we're wrong. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong.

And meanwhile, while we're worrying
about this other shit, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And meanwhile, while we're worrying about this other sh...

They just killed another 12 people
in a mass shooting in Virginia Beach. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Vir...

I had a $12,000 suit on,
'cause life's been going good. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I had a $12,000 suit on, 'cause life's been going ...

And my son saw me, and he was like,
"Dad's home." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And my son saw me, and he was like, "Dad's home.&q...

I don't want you
to get that chicken grease all over me." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I don't want you to get that chicken grease all over me...

I was telling my wife
about how my shows were going, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I was telling my wife about how my shows were going,

But you know what I mean?
I don't make that face at the house, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

But you know what I mean? I don't make that face at the...

She's like, "You need to stop doing that."
And then, I tried to change the subject. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

She's like, "You need to stop doing that." An...

"Oh, how is school going, boys?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Oh, how is school going, boys?"

They have drills that they make kids do, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

They have drills that they make kids do,

I'd never heard of that before.
I was like, "What the fuck?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What ...

If somebody comes to your school
and wants to shoot it up, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up,

Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern,

Why would you have kids rehearse
for some shit they have no control over? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no ...

And while you're in there training 'em
during these drills, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And while you're in there training 'em during thes...

This nigga's in here listening
and learning like the other kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

This nigga's in here listening and learning like the ot...

All the parents
is looking at each other crazy, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

All the parents is looking at each other crazy,

Is that if you're a white parent,
the chances that it's you... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it&#...

...it's exponentially higher
than the rest of us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

...it's exponentially higher than the rest of us.

I don't see any peaceful way - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

I don't see any peaceful way

There's only one thing that's going
to save this country from itself. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

There's only one thing that's going to save this c...

Same thing that always saves
this country from itself, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Same thing that always saves this country from itself,

And I know the question
that a lot of y'all have in your minds is, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And I know the question that a lot of y'all have in you...

Listen, no matter what they say
or how they make you feel, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Listen, no matter what they say or how they make you feel,

Every able-bodied African American - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Every able-bodied African American

And anyone that knows anything about Ohio
knows that even the word "Ohio" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even th...

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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in this defiant stand-up special.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Stan Lathan

Writer: Dave Chappelle

Production: N/A

Genre: Comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 26 Aug 2019

Awards: Won 3 Primetime Emmys. 4 wins & 5 nominations total

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Also watch: The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium, Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly, Bathtubs Over Broadway, Def Comedy Jam 25, Dave Chappelle: The Closer, Dorm Daze 2, Memory: The Origins of Alien, Untouchable, Jallikattu