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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Aah! Aaaah!" Remember when Dick Cheneyshot a motherfucker in the face and he lived?

"Aah! Aaaah!" Remember when Dick Cheney
shot a motherfucker in the face and he lived?

Full Transcript

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"Aah! Aaaah!"
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Remember when Dick Cheney shot a motherfucker in the face
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and he lived?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:29
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it...
So, which box do you want?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
So, which box do you want?"
I thought he was trying to trick me. I was like, "Do you have a box, uh, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
I thought he was trying to trick me. I was like, "Do yo...
But I didn't know that if you're defending your home with a shotgun, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
But I didn't know that if you're defending your ho...
It goes like this: there's six shots in a 12-gauge shotgun. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
It goes like this: there's six shots in a 12-gauge shot...
Bird shot, and then after that, gun's Jamaican. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Bird shot, and then after that, gun's Jamaican.
But you gotta picture it. Okay, like, say I'm in bed and I'm sleepin', - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But you gotta picture it. Okay, like, say I'm in bed an...
"David. David, wake up!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"David. David, wake up!"
Look who's come around." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Look who's come around."
And she's says, "No, I hear somethin'." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
And she's says, "No, I hear somethin'."
Just lock the door behind me." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Just lock the door behind me."
Right there in the kitchen is a heroin-addicted white and... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Right there in the kitchen is a heroin-addicted white and...
"I work really hard for that change. I gotta do something." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"I work really hard for that change. I gotta do somethi...
That click-clack sound will stop - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
That click-clack sound will stop
Hot BB's will permeate his yellow heroin skin. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Hot BB's will permeate his yellow heroin skin.
Remember, I'm not killing him, I'm just "peppering him up nice." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Remember, I'm not killing him, I'm just "pepp...
While he's on the ground screaming, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
While he's on the ground screaming,
And then, if he got a friend with him, I got one more bird shot left. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And then, if he got a friend with him, I got one more bird s...
And I'll be in a kitchen full of dying heroin addicts, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And I'll be in a kitchen full of dying heroin addicts,
"You shot me, bro." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
"You shot me, bro."