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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And when he was in law school, he met a woman and they fell in love

And when he was in law school, he met a woman and they fell in love

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And when he was in law school,
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he met a woman and they fell in love.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:12
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I remember him telling me about it. He was home for Christmas, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I remember him telling me about it. He was home for Christma...
He married her while he was in law school, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
He married her while he was in law school,
And then, I just never saw him again for years, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
And then, I just never saw him again for years,
This motherfucker is 45 years old! - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This motherfucker is 45 years old!
We went out drinking that night just tryin' to catch up, and... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
We went out drinking that night just tryin' to catch up...
He said he's been living with his mother for, like, ten years, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
He said he's been living with his mother for, like, ten...
But that's not the point of the story. The point of the story is... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
But that's not the point of the story. The point of the...
No matter what it looks like from the outside, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
No matter what it looks like from the outside,
I have a great life, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I have a great life,
My shit's like an above ground pool. You ever seen one of them? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
My shit's like an above ground pool. You ever seen one ...
So, in that spirit, tonight I thought I'd start my show a little differently. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
So, in that spirit, tonight I thought I'd start my show...
Tonight I'm gonna do something - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Tonight I'm gonna do something
I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an impression of. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an i...
If you do anything wrong in your life, duh, and I find out about it, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
If you do anything wrong in your life, duh, and I find out a...
If I find out, you're fucking-duh-finished. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
If I find out, you're fucking-duh-finished.
That's why I don't be coming out doing comedy all the time, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
That's why I don't be coming out doing comedy all ...
Michael Jackson has been dead for ten years - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Michael Jackson has been dead for ten years
Uh, then I'm begging you, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Uh, then I'm begging you,
I felt like HBO was sticking baby dicks in my ears - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I felt like HBO was sticking baby dicks in my ears
Turns out, uh, Michael Jackson allegedly likes a long gander at the anus. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Turns out, uh, Michael Jackson allegedly likes a long gander...