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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believeif you decide to have the baby, a man should...

And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe
if you decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay

Full Transcript

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And ladies, to be fair to us,
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I also believe if you decide to have the baby,
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a man should not have to pay.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:10
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon 'em. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon &#...
And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong.
And meanwhile, while we're worrying about this other shit, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And meanwhile, while we're worrying about this other sh...
They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Virginia Beach. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Vir...
I had a $12,000 suit on, 'cause life's been going good. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I had a $12,000 suit on, 'cause life's been going ...
And my son saw me, and he was like, "Dad's home." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
And my son saw me, and he was like, "Dad's home.&q...
I don't want you to get that chicken grease all over me." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I don't want you to get that chicken grease all over me...
I was telling my wife about how my shows were going, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
I was telling my wife about how my shows were going,
But you know what I mean? I don't make that face at the house, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But you know what I mean? I don't make that face at the...
She's like, "You need to stop doing that." And then, I tried to change the subject. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
She's like, "You need to stop doing that." An...
"Oh, how is school going, boys?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:12
"Oh, how is school going, boys?"
They have drills that they make kids do, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
They have drills that they make kids do,
I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What the fuck?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
I'd never heard of that before. I was like, "What ...
If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
If somebody comes to your school and wants to shoot it up,
Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Just stay low and run in a zigzag pattern,
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no control over? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Why would you have kids rehearse for some shit they have no ...
And while you're in there training 'em during these drills, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And while you're in there training 'em during thes...
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the other kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This nigga's in here listening and learning like the ot...
All the parents is looking at each other crazy, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
All the parents is looking at each other crazy,
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it's you... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Is that if you're a white parent, the chances that it&#...