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And as soon as I open my car door
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

And as soon as I open my car door, all by myself, suddenly, uh, one of these...

And as soon as I open my car door, all by myself, suddenly, uh, one of these heroin-addicted whites
just pops out of a trash can

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And as soon as I open my car door,
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all by myself,
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suddenly,
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uh, one of these heroin-addicted whites just pops out of a trash can.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:29
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
Please? I'll suck your dick for five dollars, man." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Please? I'll suck your dick for five dollars, man."...
These white folks look exactly like us during the crack epidemic. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
These white folks look exactly like us during the crack epid...
And all this shit they talk about on the news - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
And all this shit they talk about on the news
It's wild, because I even have insight into how the white community - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
It's wild, because I even have insight into how the whi...
Just say no. What's so hard about that?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Just say no. What's so hard about that?"
Once it started happening to your kids, you realize it's a health crisis. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Once it started happening to your kids, you realize it'...
Be that as it may, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Be that as it may,
I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd moved to a farm - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd moved...
I said, "What the fuck is this guy doing on my property?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
I said, "What the fuck is this guy doing on my property...
So, I ended up just waving to this motherfucker like a bitch. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
So, I ended up just waving to this motherfucker like a bitch...
And as soon as he got far enough away, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And as soon as he got far enough away,
And remember, I was nervous, 'cause the guy was on my property, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And remember, I was nervous, 'cause the guy was on my p...
Black and sweaty, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Black and sweaty,
"Well, I need... I need some bullets, too." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
"Well, I need... I need some bullets, too."
He said, "All right, buddy. Which box do you want?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
He said, "All right, buddy. Which box do you want?"...
I said, "Well, what's that box with them ducks?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:14
I said, "Well, what's that box with them ducks?&qu...
He said, "It'll just pepper him up nicely." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
He said, "It'll just pepper him up nicely."
It means that when the shell explodes, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
It means that when the shell explodes,
"Aah! Aaaah!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
"Aah! Aaaah!"
I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it...