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As close to perfect as anybody I've ever seen
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

As close to perfectas anybody I've ever seen

As close to perfect
as anybody I've ever seen

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As close to perfect as anybody I've ever seen.
Duration
4 seconds
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81
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:21
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
In fact, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
In fact,
Ten years ago, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Ten years ago,
I'm sure there's a lot of gay men here tonight... - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I'm sure there's a lot of gay men here tonight...
And I'm paraphrasing, 'cause I'm not good at telling other people's jokes. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And I'm paraphrasing, 'cause I'm not good at ...
That if his little son was demonstrating or-or-or exhibiting, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
That if his little son was demonstrating or-or-or exhibiting...
He'd say, "Hey, that's gay." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
He'd say, "Hey, that's gay."
And all of them, 100% of them, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And all of them, 100% of them,
And in all those stories, I gotta say, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And in all those stories, I gotta say,
Their father smashing a fucking dollhouse over their head. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Their father smashing a fucking dollhouse over their head.
Think about it. You would have to buy this nigga a dollhouse - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Think about it. You would have to buy this nigga a dollhouse
The gay community was upset, and then they put so much pressure - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:16
The gay community was upset, and then they put so much press...
And then he went on every talk show in America and apologized for six weeks. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And then he went on every talk show in America and apologize...
I understand the mistake he made - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I understand the mistake he made
On network television, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
On network television,
This is the department that tells you what you can and cannot say on television. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
This is the department that tells you what you can and canno...
And if you're doing your job well, you should never hear from 'em. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
And if you're doing your job well, you should never hea...
But if you're making Chappelle's Show, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But if you're making Chappelle's Show,
I don't know why they're calling me, but I like the lady that runs the department. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I don't know why they're calling me, but I like th...
She's usually really fair - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
She's usually really fair
She tells me, "Oh, the sketches are great." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
She tells me, "Oh, the sketches are great."