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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Be that as it may, I'm armed to the teeth

Be that as it may, I'm armed to the teeth

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Be that as it may,
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I'm armed to the teeth.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:56
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd moved to a farm - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd moved...
I said, "What the fuck is this guy doing on my property?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
I said, "What the fuck is this guy doing on my property...
So, I ended up just waving to this motherfucker like a bitch. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
So, I ended up just waving to this motherfucker like a bitch...
And as soon as he got far enough away, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And as soon as he got far enough away,
And remember, I was nervous, 'cause the guy was on my property, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And remember, I was nervous, 'cause the guy was on my p...
Black and sweaty, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Black and sweaty,
"Well, I need... I need some bullets, too." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
"Well, I need... I need some bullets, too."
He said, "All right, buddy. Which box do you want?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
He said, "All right, buddy. Which box do you want?"...
I said, "Well, what's that box with them ducks?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:14
I said, "Well, what's that box with them ducks?&qu...
He said, "It'll just pepper him up nicely." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
He said, "It'll just pepper him up nicely."
It means that when the shell explodes, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
It means that when the shell explodes,
"Aah! Aaaah!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
"Aah! Aaaah!"
I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I said, "Well, what's that box with the deer on it...
So, which box do you want?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
So, which box do you want?"
I thought he was trying to trick me. I was like, "Do you have a box, uh, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
I thought he was trying to trick me. I was like, "Do yo...
But I didn't know that if you're defending your home with a shotgun, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
But I didn't know that if you're defending your ho...
It goes like this: there's six shots in a 12-gauge shotgun. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
It goes like this: there's six shots in a 12-gauge shot...
Bird shot, and then after that, gun's Jamaican. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Bird shot, and then after that, gun's Jamaican.
But you gotta picture it. Okay, like, say I'm in bed and I'm sleepin', - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
But you gotta picture it. Okay, like, say I'm in bed an...
"David. David, wake up!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
"David. David, wake up!"