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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Can he stay in the NBA, or, because he's a woman, does he have to go to the WNBA where he...

Can he stay in the NBA, or, because he's a woman, does he have to go to the WNBA where he will score 840 points a game?

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Can he stay in the NBA,
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or, because he's a woman,
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does he have to go to the WNBA
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where he will score 840 points a game?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:44
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean...
Like, if women are actually equal to men, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Like, if women are actually equal to men,
You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us.
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very controversial, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very co...
You know, ladies, I said it in my last special, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
You know, ladies, I said it in my last special,
But the way you're going about it is not going to work. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But the way you're going about it is not going to work.
Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine
And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating in his own room. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating...
Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my dick out." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Then he said, "Hey, everybody, I'm gonna pull my d...
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this guy is serious." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
They all just kind of hung out, like, "I wonder if this...
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own stomach? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Have any women ever seen a guy that just came on his own sto...
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has ever seen. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
This is the least threatening motherfucker the Earth has eve...
He didn't do anything that you can call the police for. I dare you to try. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
He didn't do anything that you can call the police for....
I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K., - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:14
I am... I am on the other line with comedian Louis C.K.,
They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming back playing comedy clubs, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
They ruined this nigga's life, and now he's coming...
But eight states, including your state, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:13
But eight states, including your state,
I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck what I think anyway. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck w...
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either.
If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one...
The right to choose is their unequivocal right. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
The right to choose is their unequivocal right.