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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

"Dave, Michael Jacksonwas molesting children." "Well, what were those kidswearing at the...

"Dave, Michael Jackson
was molesting children." "Well, what were those kids
wearing at the time?"

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"Dave, Michael Jackson was molesting children."
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"Well, what were those kids wearing at the time?"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:14
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
I know more than half the people in this room - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I know more than half the people in this room
All we get is awkward Thanksgivings for the rest of our lives. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
All we get is awkward Thanksgivings for the rest of our live...
You know how good it must've felt to go to school the next day after that shit? - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
You know how good it must've felt to go to school the n...
If I'm starting here, then sky's the limit!" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
If I'm starting here, then sky's the limit!"
I know it seems harsh, but, man, somebody's gotta teach these kids. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
I know it seems harsh, but, man, somebody's gotta teach...
Because if Michael Jackson's out here doing all this molesting, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
Because if Michael Jackson's out here doing all this mo...
Macaulay Culkin stated in an interview - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Macaulay Culkin stated in an interview
Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking, I'll tell you that right now. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking, I...
"Hey, that guy over there fucked the kid from Home Alone. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
"Hey, that guy over there fucked the kid from Home Alon...
♪ My mind's telling me, "No" ♪ - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
♪ My mind's telling me, "No" ♪
I mean, you know, if I'm a bettin' man, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
I mean, you know, if I'm a bettin' man,
You know, it was bad, okay, so a couple years ago, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
You know, it was bad, okay, so a couple years ago,
And I'm sitting backstage in my dressing room - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
And I'm sitting backstage in my dressing room
Dream, uh, tells me, right before I'm going on stage, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Dream, uh, tells me, right before I'm going on stage,
"Would you like to be in it?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
"Would you like to be in it?"
I went onstage, I just forgot about the shit, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:11
I went onstage, I just forgot about the shit,
She said, "I asked Dave Chappelle to be in my documentary, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
She said, "I asked Dave Chappelle to be in my documenta...
But I'm gonna tell you guys why I wasn't in the documentary. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
But I'm gonna tell you guys why I wasn't in the do...
It's a very simple reason, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It's a very simple reason,
The only reason that I didn't do it - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
The only reason that I didn't do it