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Every able-bodied African American
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Every able-bodied African American must register for a legal firearm

Every able-bodied African American must register for a legal firearm

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Every able-bodied African American
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must register
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for a legal firearm.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:44
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis, and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta.
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even the word "Ohio" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
And anyone that knows anything about Ohio knows that even th...
It means, literally, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
It means, literally,
And I don't know what's going on down here, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:12
And I don't know what's going on down here,
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I was driving, like, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
I didn't know what I was looking at at first. I was dri...
Matter of fact, I was coming out of the nightclub - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
Matter of fact, I was coming out of the nightclub
And as soon as I open my car door, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
And as soon as I open my car door,
Please? I'll suck your dick for five dollars, man." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
Please? I'll suck your dick for five dollars, man."...
These white folks look exactly like us during the crack epidemic. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
These white folks look exactly like us during the crack epid...
And all this shit they talk about on the news - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:09
And all this shit they talk about on the news
It's wild, because I even have insight into how the white community - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
It's wild, because I even have insight into how the whi...
Just say no. What's so hard about that?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Just say no. What's so hard about that?"
Once it started happening to your kids, you realize it's a health crisis. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
Once it started happening to your kids, you realize it'...
Be that as it may, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:05
Be that as it may,
I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd moved to a farm - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:10
I didn't want the gun. Remember, though, I'd moved...
I said, "What the fuck is this guy doing on my property?" - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:08
I said, "What the fuck is this guy doing on my property...
So, I ended up just waving to this motherfucker like a bitch. - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:04
So, I ended up just waving to this motherfucker like a bitch...
And as soon as he got far enough away, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And as soon as he got far enough away,
And remember, I was nervous, 'cause the guy was on my property, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
And remember, I was nervous, 'cause the guy was on my p...
Black and sweaty, - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:06
Black and sweaty,
"Well, I need... I need some bullets, too." - Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones 00:07
"Well, I need... I need some bullets, too."